cobbler's definitions

laspinafy

the act of destroying something often (but not always) out of anger

My computer crashed on me again so I laspinafied it by throwing it out the window

by cobbler October 5, 2003

lettuce snow

Let us know!

Ok Tahnee lettuce snow

by Cobbler June 6, 2018

bamboozle

1. to confuse, disorient and confound a muppet
2. to end up in a state of sozzle bliss
3. a fantastic UK teletext multiple choice quiz game

1. the trickster bamboozled his female audience with his bra stealing sleight of hand
2. those pills we took last night, a total brain bamboozling experience...
3. its the red button, i'm sure of it!

by cobbler April 1, 2004

dirge

a long, drawn out, soul draining noise

the chapel organist played his all too familiar dirge to welcome us to our dutiful prayer

by cobbler April 1, 2004

laspinafried

the act of smoking oneself mentally retarded

jason & I bought some crystal meth & went over to joes house & got laspinafried

by cobbler October 5, 2003