The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.
Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."
Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."
Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"
Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."
Doctor: "What?"
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."
Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."
Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"
Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."
Doctor: "What?"
by cmoney55 September 10, 2011
Get the penis to mass ratiomug. An Indian version of a twink. A very boyish looking gay male who is either Indian or of Indian descent.
1. This dusky twink walked into the club last night, he was sooo hot I got some major "baliwood!"
Situational Use:
Person 1: Are you sure that dude you took home last night was a dusky twink?
Person 2: He had to of been from India, he was like Ghandi.
Person 1: How's that?
Person 2: He didn't mind taking a little abuse and me not feeding him.
Situational Use:
Person 1: Are you sure that dude you took home last night was a dusky twink?
Person 2: He had to of been from India, he was like Ghandi.
Person 1: How's that?
Person 2: He didn't mind taking a little abuse and me not feeding him.
by cmoney55 September 14, 2011
Get the dusky twinkmug. A person or group of people, typically women, who find the honey badger YouTube video much funnier than it actually is. They are stupidly obsessed with using the term honey badger or quotes from the video in everyday conversations. They will even make group t-shirts with honey badgers printed on them.
Situation 1:
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."
Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."
Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"
Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."
Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."
Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."
Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."
Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"
Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."
Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."
Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
by cmoney55 December 04, 2011
Get the honey badgertardsmug. 1. That was a Chinese homerun, it went the "Wong" way.
2. I'm not actually Asian, my eyes are swollen because I was sitting behind home plate last night and got hit in the face by a Chinese homerun.
2. I'm not actually Asian, my eyes are swollen because I was sitting behind home plate last night and got hit in the face by a Chinese homerun.
by cmoney55 September 14, 2011
Get the Chinese homerunmug. An adjective for a gay man with twink qualities who is too fat to be considered a stereotypical twink
1. Lionel got all his hair lasered off, he's gone from a bear to a husky twink.
2. Jeff is a total chubby chaser, he's always bringing home husky twinks.
3. I brought home this husky twink last night, but he was soo fat that when I tried to dock with him I stretched his FUPA around my dick on accident.
2. Jeff is a total chubby chaser, he's always bringing home husky twinks.
3. I brought home this husky twink last night, but he was soo fat that when I tried to dock with him I stretched his FUPA around my dick on accident.
by cmoney55 September 13, 2011
Get the husky twinkmug. An extremely foul smelling vagina. Typically makes you gag as soon as the woman's panties are removed.
Example 1:
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."
Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."
Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."
by cmoney55 December 07, 2011
Get the volatile vaginamug. 1. Her pubic burka prevented me from noticing she had herpes.
2. I did not know she was muslim until I took off her pants and saw her pubic burka.
2. I did not know she was muslim until I took off her pants and saw her pubic burka.
by cmoney55 September 09, 2011
Get the pubic burkamug.