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An extremely foul smelling vagina. Typically makes you gag as soon as the woman's panties are removed.
Example 1:
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."
Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."
Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."
by cmoney55 December 7, 2011
Get the volatile vagina mug.A person or group of people, typically women, who find the honey badger YouTube video much funnier than it actually is. They are stupidly obsessed with using the term honey badger or quotes from the video in everyday conversations. They will even make group t-shirts with honey badgers printed on them.
Situation 1:
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."
Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."
Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"
Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."
Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."
Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."
Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."
Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"
Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."
Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."
Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
by cmoney55 December 4, 2011
Get the honey badgertards mug.The distrustful or suspicious feeling a white person has whenever they see a black person, or a group of black people engaging in some sort of activity.
Situation:
White Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over"
Black guy: "No"
White Cop: "Well your black, your driving a car, so your blackspicious; please step out of the vehicle"
Statements:
1."This area is a little blackspicious we should roll up the windows if we're going to be playing rap music"
2."Anytime I see black people doing anything I'm always a little blackspicious"
White Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over"
Black guy: "No"
White Cop: "Well your black, your driving a car, so your blackspicious; please step out of the vehicle"
Statements:
1."This area is a little blackspicious we should roll up the windows if we're going to be playing rap music"
2."Anytime I see black people doing anything I'm always a little blackspicious"
by cmoney55 November 22, 2011
Get the blackspicious mug.1. "I went down on this chick last night and she had such a shaggy beaver I'm still pulling pubes out of my braces."
2. "Once I had sex with this chick who's shaggy beaver made her vagina look like it was wearing a pubic burka."
2. "Once I had sex with this chick who's shaggy beaver made her vagina look like it was wearing a pubic burka."
by cmoney55 September 7, 2011
Get the Shaggy Beaver mug.1. Her pubic burka prevented me from noticing she had herpes.
2. I did not know she was muslim until I took off her pants and saw her pubic burka.
2. I did not know she was muslim until I took off her pants and saw her pubic burka.
by cmoney55 September 9, 2011
Get the pubic burka mug.A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.
Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."
Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"
Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"
Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"
Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."
Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"
Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"
Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"
Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
by cmoney55 September 9, 2011
Get the butt calipers mug.The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.
Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."
Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."
Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"
Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."
Doctor: "What?"
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."
Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."
Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"
Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."
Doctor: "What?"
by cmoney55 September 10, 2011
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