14 definitions by cmoney55
An adjective for a gay man with twink qualities who is too fat to be considered a stereotypical twink
1. Lionel got all his hair lasered off, he's gone from a bear to a husky twink.
2. Jeff is a total chubby chaser, he's always bringing home husky twinks.
3. I brought home this husky twink last night, but he was soo fat that when I tried to dock with him I stretched his FUPA around my dick on accident.
2. Jeff is a total chubby chaser, he's always bringing home husky twinks.
3. I brought home this husky twink last night, but he was soo fat that when I tried to dock with him I stretched his FUPA around my dick on accident.
by cmoney55 September 13, 2011
A person or group of people, typically women, who find the honey badger YouTube video much funnier than it actually is. They are stupidly obsessed with using the term honey badger or quotes from the video in everyday conversations. They will even make group t-shirts with honey badgers printed on them.
Situation 1:
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."
Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."
Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"
Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."
Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."
Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."
Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."
Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"
Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."
Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."
Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
by cmoney55 December 4, 2011
A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.
1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
by cmoney55 September 18, 2011
An extremely foul smelling vagina. Typically makes you gag as soon as the woman's panties are removed.
Example 1:
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."
Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."
Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."
by cmoney55 December 4, 2011
1. Her pubic burka prevented me from noticing she had herpes.
2. I did not know she was muslim until I took off her pants and saw her pubic burka.
2. I did not know she was muslim until I took off her pants and saw her pubic burka.
by cmoney55 September 8, 2011
The distrustful or suspicious feeling a white person has whenever they see a black person, or a group of black people engaging in some sort of activity.
Situation:
White Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over"
Black guy: "No"
White Cop: "Well your black, your driving a car, so your blackspicious; please step out of the vehicle"
Statements:
1."This area is a little blackspicious we should roll up the windows if we're going to be playing rap music"
2."Anytime I see black people doing anything I'm always a little blackspicious"
White Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over"
Black guy: "No"
White Cop: "Well your black, your driving a car, so your blackspicious; please step out of the vehicle"
Statements:
1."This area is a little blackspicious we should roll up the windows if we're going to be playing rap music"
2."Anytime I see black people doing anything I'm always a little blackspicious"
by cmoney55 November 22, 2011
An Indian version of a twink. A very boyish looking gay male who is either Indian or of Indian descent.
1. This dusky twink walked into the club last night, he was sooo hot I got some major "baliwood!"
Situational Use:
Person 1: Are you sure that dude you took home last night was a dusky twink?
Person 2: He had to of been from India, he was like Ghandi.
Person 1: How's that?
Person 2: He didn't mind taking a little abuse and me not feeding him.
Situational Use:
Person 1: Are you sure that dude you took home last night was a dusky twink?
Person 2: He had to of been from India, he was like Ghandi.
Person 1: How's that?
Person 2: He didn't mind taking a little abuse and me not feeding him.
by cmoney55 September 14, 2011