cmoney55's definitions
1. I gave this chick a cream pie last night while she was raggin' out. It made her vagina look like a glazed jelly doughnut.
Situation 1:
Man1: What's her problem?
Man2: She must be raggin' out.
Situation 2:
Woman: You need to get a job and actually start supporting yourself and this family.
Man: That is bullshit I am always working hard, especially at school so I can graduate and get a really good job to support this family.
Woman: All you do is play video games.
Man: Look mom I know you are going through menopause right now but you need to stop raggin' out on me.
Situation 1:
Man1: What's her problem?
Man2: She must be raggin' out.
Situation 2:
Woman: You need to get a job and actually start supporting yourself and this family.
Man: That is bullshit I am always working hard, especially at school so I can graduate and get a really good job to support this family.
Woman: All you do is play video games.
Man: Look mom I know you are going through menopause right now but you need to stop raggin' out on me.
by cmoney55 September 16, 2011
Get the Raggin' outmug. An Indian version of a twink. A very boyish looking gay male who is either Indian or of Indian descent.
1. This dusky twink walked into the club last night, he was sooo hot I got some major "baliwood!"
Situational Use:
Person 1: Are you sure that dude you took home last night was a dusky twink?
Person 2: He had to of been from India, he was like Ghandi.
Person 1: How's that?
Person 2: He didn't mind taking a little abuse and me not feeding him.
Situational Use:
Person 1: Are you sure that dude you took home last night was a dusky twink?
Person 2: He had to of been from India, he was like Ghandi.
Person 1: How's that?
Person 2: He didn't mind taking a little abuse and me not feeding him.
by cmoney55 September 14, 2011
Get the dusky twinkmug. An adjective for a gay man with twink qualities who is too fat to be considered a stereotypical twink
1. Lionel got all his hair lasered off, he's gone from a bear to a husky twink.
2. Jeff is a total chubby chaser, he's always bringing home husky twinks.
3. I brought home this husky twink last night, but he was soo fat that when I tried to dock with him I stretched his FUPA around my dick on accident.
2. Jeff is a total chubby chaser, he's always bringing home husky twinks.
3. I brought home this husky twink last night, but he was soo fat that when I tried to dock with him I stretched his FUPA around my dick on accident.
by cmoney55 September 13, 2011
Get the husky twinkmug. An extremely foul smelling vagina. Typically makes you gag as soon as the woman's panties are removed.
Example 1:
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."
Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."
Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."
by cmoney55 December 7, 2011
Get the volatile vaginamug. 1. "Her jeans were so tight they exposed her beaver nuggets."
2. "I acted like Moses and parted the beaver nuggets last night."
3. (Talking to Lindsay Lohan) "Your beaver nuggets look like beef tartar"
2. "I acted like Moses and parted the beaver nuggets last night."
3. (Talking to Lindsay Lohan) "Your beaver nuggets look like beef tartar"
by cmoney55 September 10, 2011
Get the beaver nuggetsmug. A person or group of people, typically women, who find the honey badger YouTube video much funnier than it actually is. They are stupidly obsessed with using the term honey badger or quotes from the video in everyday conversations. They will even make group t-shirts with honey badgers printed on them.
Situation 1:
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."
Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."
Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"
Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."
Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."
Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."
Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."
Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"
Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."
Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."
Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
by cmoney55 December 4, 2011
Get the honey badgertardsmug. A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.
Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."
Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"
Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"
Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"
Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."
Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"
Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"
Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"
Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
by cmoney55 September 9, 2011
Get the butt calipersmug.