Quagmire

perverted character in family guy

"hey meg, 18 yet?"

"gigadee gigadee"

"oh!"

by clevelandsteamer July 23, 2005

Anchorman

really funny, yet stupid movie about a self-loving anchorman, an anchorwoman that joins his station, a horny reporter, a weatherman with an IQ of 48, a mildly gay/idiotic sportscaster, a dog that gets punted off of a bridge, a fight between numerous news reporters, and cologne that smells like Bigfoot's dick. it takes place in san diego, california.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!

by clevelandsteamer August 05, 2005

clevelandite

A shitty white crystal or someone from the great city of Cleveland Ohio.

Clevelandite rocks!

by clevelandSteamer December 05, 2013

Battle.net

the headquarters for nerds

i played warcraft from midnight to 3pm

by clevelandsteamer August 05, 2005

Hell

when you are strapped to a chair while wearing an itchy sweater, while at the same time having a wedgie, and being forced to stare at tubgirl while listening to nsync for the rest of eternity. the one positive thing is being able to talk politics with george dubya while watching satan rip up his anus.

i was sure i was in hell because of all the lawyers who were around

by clevelandsteamer September 17, 2005

moe syzlak

bartender on the simpsons. moe is incredibly ugly, stupid, and has a great voice.

Hiya Homa!

I got some secrets. Some dark, dark secrets.

by clevelandsteamer July 20, 2005