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mantasy

The ultimate combination of taking a large dump while getting blown, eating pizza, drinking beer, watching the superbowl, and stabbing rosie o'donnell
my mantasy is better than your mantasy
by clevelandsteamer February 26, 2008
mugGet the mantasymug.

clevelandite

A shitty white crystal or someone from the great city of Cleveland Ohio.
Clevelandite rocks!
by clevelandSteamer December 4, 2013
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Battle.net

i played warcraft from midnight to 3pm
by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005
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don vito

the uncle of skateboarder bam margera. he is incredibly funny, fat, nasty, has a lazy eye, and has skin tags. don vito enjoys hooters, veal scalopini, and antonios.
"You guys are a bunch of Vulcan idiots."

" He's got no tiddly just joogle, you can't just goat duggle. Hammer and nail and hammer, something and expect it to grow! Beglat you've got these idiots... Sitting hernwhaga ehhhm, just sitting glawhahwaglahhh. What they're doing?"


"Now you've got my eyes covered with ice-en-ning!"

"...itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know!"

"I dunno what's on the car! Haargh-di-ah you take points before, now you're asking all these questions!"

"YO!"
by clevelandsteamer August 10, 2005
mugGet the don vitomug.

Cincinnati

a city that i live in that isn't that bad when i think of it. sure, our sports teams suck. sure, we have a lot of crime downtown. well... i actually have nothing nice to say about cincinnati, except there are a lot of malls. i live in the suburbs, so its not that bad where i live.
founded in 1967 by germans, they named it cincinnati, which of course in german means "anal hair."
by clevelandsteamer August 31, 2005
mugGet the Cincinnatimug.

jail punk

the bitch in a prison. they are usually in jail for tax evasion or molesting their children. these are the guys who cry on their first night and try to avoid the scary black men who stare at them and have the bottom of their shirts tied in a knot. jail punks get pounded in the anus quite often in the shower and in their cell. they usually get protection from the black guy they share their cell with, even though that is the same guy plowing them every night.
burly black guy wearing lipstick: hey, boy! get ova he'a. we is gonna play ourselves some pony express!

jail punk: yessir. please be gentle.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: NOT TODAY, BOY! DROP THEM PANTIES!

jail punk: YESSIR!
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
mugGet the jail punkmug.

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