clarkycat's definitions

chimney bottler

slang term for paedophile

you know that caretaker? hes a right chimney bottler

by clarkycat September 9, 2009

Una Bummer

some one who likes a nice pink arse and balls with no hair on them (a paedophile).

hey lets batter the shit out of that una bummer for the school assembley

by clarkycat September 9, 2009

Free Willy

slang term for a paedophile

fuck off you free willy, and stop having sex with kids!

by clarkycat September 9, 2009

Fence Vole

slang term for paedophile

your a fence vole because you think having sex with children is like having sex with small adults

by clarkycat September 9, 2009

Two Pinned Inplug

someone who interferes children. In that case likes to have sex with children.

I will not accept you application to be the caretaker for the school you fucking two pinned inplug!

by clarkycat September 9, 2009