clarky's definitions

towntown

Invented by clarkson who wears very nice tight jeans and sings a song whenever someone who is stereotyped as a townie walks past

The song:

"What you gonna do when they come for you? TOWNTOWN"

by Clarky November 1, 2004

tenbag

a ten- pound deal of heroin/crack

have you got a tenbag for sale, mate?

by clarky November 5, 2003

clarky

one that's always suave

People notice he's always relaxed

by Clarky December 16, 2003

works

the equipment needed to inject a drug (syringes, needles, swabs etc.)

"Go up the chemist and get the works for me please"

by clarky October 9, 2003

electrokinetic

using electrical current to create movement/propulsion.

Use of high voltage's in a capacitor create a natural movement in the direction of the positively(+) charged surface.

first discovered by Thomas Townsend Brown in the 1930's. Also known as the 'Bifield Brown Effect'.

The capacitor displayed an electrokinetic effect.

by clarky May 13, 2005

screwboy

A screwboy is a prison inmate who tends to take the side of the "screws" (i.e. prison officers). A screwboy is a prisoner who has been known to:

a) "grass up" another inmate;
b) "suck up" to the prison officers;
c) spend a disproportionate amount of time talking to, socialising with, and generally being in the company of prison officers.

Prisoner #1: "I'm gonna tell the screws about {blah blah blah}..."
Prisoner #2: "Don't be a screwboy."

Prisoner #1: "Why are you always laughing and joking with the screws?"
Prisoner #2: "What, are you accusing me of being some kind of screwboy?"

by clarky November 4, 2010