clark's definitions

U2

A scientific experiment designed to see how many times people would buy the same song with a different title.


also, the crappiest band ever. I'm sure they have a loyal fan base of gay people. they follow me everywhere, ipod commercials, coke commercials, and they're even played on classic rock radio stations, ? , I wish they would just shut up.

special U2 edition iPod

by clark January 29, 2005

double head

receiving head from two people, male or female

can i get some double head from khoa and eryl tonite?

by cLarK December 14, 2003

international terrorism

N. A smokescreen used to distract the dumb majority from the fact that sadam was and is of no threat to the us. see weapons of mass destruction

Sadam had no weapons of mass destruction but we still went to war with iraq and made a mess.

by Clark May 24, 2004

wiktaff

Comes from some random kids in a basement overly excited splurted out, WIKTAFF. Combination of Wicked and Awsome,it is a over joyed word to say when excited.

"that was super wiktaff"

(refering to a exciting time)

by Clark October 31, 2004

shit talker

anything that talks shit.

donkey raping shit eater

by clark December 1, 2003

field goal

the gap between the two front teeth of someone that needs dental care.

damn, did you see the field goal in that girls grill, you could kick a 40 yarder through that gap.

by clark March 29, 2004

PBFU

post birdie fuck up, golf term

he birdied seven and then got a double on eight

by clark February 22, 2005