clark's definitions

guiche

A piercing, and/or the jewelry inserted into the piercing, in the area at the base of the ballsack, forward of the anus

The diamond-studded guiche complemented the symmetry of his nipple piercings whenever he lifted his legs wide.

by Clark November 7, 2003

millard north

A school with a football team that never loses in the regular season.

Millard North football is the best

by clark November 2, 2003

international terrorism

N. A smokescreen used to distract the dumb majority from the fact that sadam was and is of no threat to the us. see weapons of mass destruction

Sadam had no weapons of mass destruction but we still went to war with iraq and made a mess.

by Clark May 24, 2004

double head

receiving head from two people, male or female

can i get some double head from khoa and eryl tonite?

by cLarK December 14, 2003

mad

Must be used in conjunction with an adjective, such as shifty. Enhances a word to it's fullest extent.

Other than mad shifty, mad ipheresium may also be utilized.

by Clark November 12, 2003

boa

one really hot pop singer in kor/jap...
god she's hot.

i would love to do boa right now.

by clark January 20, 2004

ding-a-long

When, on the road, the car you are trying to pass accelerates to match your speed only to slow down after you abandon the attempt and pull back behind them.

When I saw that the driver in my rearview mirror was texting, I felt it my duty to ding-a-long him when he tried to pass.

Yes officer, I was doing 80 in a school zone, but it was only to pass that ding-a-long in the F-150!

by Clark March 12, 2009