claire's definitions

grogey bloke

a good looking boy

That guy is such a gorgey bloke! I want to snog him!

by Claire December 1, 2003

nonsuch park

An enchanting area of natural beauty, found in Cheam, Surrey. Nonsuch Park (also known as "np") is the home to a charming mansion house and acres of delightful lawns, gardens, woodlands and muddy bogs.

Negative points include the fact that perverts hide in the bushes near Nonsuch School, and pikeys sometimes hang out in the bits towards North Cheam.

"Shall we go for a walk in np?"
"Yay!"

by claire January 19, 2004

Wiik

Last name of a serious fag. Especially those with the name "Erik".

Torolf Wiik sucks dick.

by Claire October 10, 2003

HABs

(A group of) husbands and boyfriends. See WAGs.

England's HABs used the presence of their WAGs in Germany as an excuse for their poor showing in the 2006 World Cup, when really they just played shit.

by Claire September 1, 2006

Marone

Basically a word that means anything you want it to. Usually used to describe Cara for her general random/weirdness! Fits into alomost every sentence.
Plural - marones
Verb - to marone
Adj - maroney

* omg what a marone!
* ooo i'd marone her
* marone?
* Cara = marone

by Claire August 28, 2008

cheaper than fast food

Something that sux i.e. being taken advantage of

He just blew me off. That's cheaper than fast food.

by Claire July 21, 2003

bum cloud

To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. (www.dictionary.com)

pwoooh man... did you let out a bum cloud?

by Claire January 18, 2004