Urban Dictionary: Definitions by claire

JBHS

A cool school in a fucked up town.

JBHS is where all the people I defined GO.

by claire December 29, 2004

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triple L

lesbian life lovers, a love so deep the you put your hoes over your bros

Sarah is my triple L and allways will be!

by Claire February 16, 2005

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roach crotch

an elderly ladies crotch that is so old and unkept that it is probably festered with roaches.

On her 90th birthday she realized that she had a roach crotch.

by claire December 3, 2003

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Shpants are NOT clam-diggers. Shpants are long "guy style" shorts worn on girls. This term/nickname was adopted July 2002 at Camp Merri-Mac. Shpants are usually worn by surfer and skater chicks. Remember, shpants are NOT clam-diggers. For all of you that think they are, you need to stop and reconsider.

Teenie Boppers are "too cool" for shpants.

by Claire February 22, 2004

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shmeagol

verb

-to be in a state of extreme alertness or to be behaving strangely as a result of said alertness

note: the state of alertness is almost always a direct result of an intoxication of some kind, usually drugs, alcohol, sugar or red bull.

1. Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1!

note: "shmeagol" is often used out of context, as shown in the example below.

Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1! SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL!!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA T3H SHMEAGOL=OMFG!!@@!!!

by Claire November 21, 2004

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