claire's definitions

alpaca

a relitive to the Llama that has a tendency to be very pickey about the silkeyness of it's coat, likes expensive shampoo and african cheese.

I saw an Alpaca being sherred for it's silky coat, then washed with expensive shampoo, after,they fed it African cheese as an award for its good behavior.

by Claire April 25, 2005

asap

as safe as price.james(Price) is well safe (2 thumbs up)

ur asap!

by Claire March 17, 2004

fako

'fako' is an adverb and is used to describe anything that you consider to be sub-standard, irratating, trashy, annoying or just plain stupid! to the point that it shouldnt exist.

"OMG that is sooooo fako"
"Did u see that? Fako!"
"lol fako"

by claire February 3, 2005

grogey bloke

a good looking boy

That guy is such a gorgey bloke! I want to snog him!

by Claire December 1, 2003

Penicle

Penis/ cock/ trouser snake

1. That guy has a very large penicle
2. Suck my penicle!

by Claire March 17, 2004

Clam-diggers

Some define this word as shpants. For those who do, you're fully wrong. Clam-diggers are those horrible pants that just look liek they are about 6 inches too short for you. Clam-diggers do not flatter anyone. Purchase a "What not to wear" book to confirm that clam-diggers do not flatter. See the real definition for shpants defined by Claire

Wow, I have never seen someone look so horrible in pants that are too small. What are they called again? Oh yes, Clam-diggers. Let's go knock that person down, take their pants, and creamate them.

by Claire February 22, 2004

antiskeptic

the coolest band in the world, based in melbourne, featuring andrew kitchen, sean daly and nick coppin. sometimes referred to as "skeppers". i could go on forever about them, but i won't. go to www.antiskeptic.com.au

"I saw skeppers last night, they rocked!"
OR
"Yeah, I heard Antiskeptic will be playing as well..."

by Claire May 5, 2004