claire's definitions

cun

a woman's body parts or when a guy grabs or makes fun or shows her body

that girl is such a cun i kno it. dude, i im going to cun that babe tonight.

by Claire October 12, 2003

Clam-diggers

Some define this word as shpants. For those who do, you're fully wrong. Clam-diggers are those horrible pants that just look liek they are about 6 inches too short for you. Clam-diggers do not flatter anyone. Purchase a "What not to wear" book to confirm that clam-diggers do not flatter. See the real definition for shpants defined by Claire

Wow, I have never seen someone look so horrible in pants that are too small. What are they called again? Oh yes, Clam-diggers. Let's go knock that person down, take their pants, and creamate them.

by Claire February 22, 2004

Tinky-Winky La La

Tinky-Winky La La derived from the Teli-Tubi language. This translates into English as (in a high pitched voice) “I am humping a large whale suckas”

I Tinky-Winky La La-ed last night bros.

by Claire March 10, 2005

bum cloud

To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. (www.dictionary.com)

pwoooh man... did you let out a bum cloud?

by Claire January 18, 2004

Mafia

A term used to describe people who are outside of the law and profiting themselves. A few great examples of these people would be Al Capone, Momo (Sam Giancana), and of course Vito Corleone (The Godfather). If you belong to the mafia you are a mafioso or a mobster!

Do you work for the mafia?
The mafia owns almost everything in the world.
The mafia kills off people that are considered bad.

by Claire May 18, 2004

HABs

(A group of) husbands and boyfriends. See WAGs.

England's HABs used the presence of their WAGs in Germany as an excuse for their poor showing in the 2006 World Cup, when really they just played shit.

by Claire September 1, 2006

Wiik

Last name of a serious fag. Especially those with the name "Erik".

Torolf Wiik sucks dick.

by Claire October 10, 2003