cjwolfy's definitions

photo horder

One who refuses to delete any photos off their phone or even move them to their computer.

Me: you're such a photo horder!
Them: what are you talking about? I only have 3,793.
Me: more than half are blurry or doubles!

by cjwolfy May 13, 2014

app horder

Someone who has a bunch of nonsense apps on their phone such as a clock app or camera app.

dude, mike is such an app horder. He spent 10 minutes looking for temple run on his phone

by cjwolfy May 13, 2014

leonardo dikillyourself

Telling someone to die by the act of: getting shot in the head/back/heart, having a heart attack, curling up in the fetal possition and fading away, bleeding out on a mountain in africa, drown in the ocean after a ship wreck, poisoning yourself, losing all brain function, or drifting into another reality.

Attention whore are the front of the cruse ship: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!

Me: go leonardo dikillyourself.

by cjwolfy May 13, 2014