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Paul Pogba

A French midfielder that plays for Manchester United that has attitude issues. He usually has a good couple of months through each season, but then falls off due to issues which whatever manager he’s working with. No matter what manager is in charge, he always seems to fall out with them. He has a large ego and cares more about his dance skills and hairstyles. He has a lot of talent, but he has not let that shown.

Paul Pogba’s ego is larger than Manchester United

by citeh citeh citeh April 25, 2019

Virgil Van Dijk

Arguably the best centre back in the world right now. He plays for Liverpool FC and the Dutch National Team And has been very crucial to Liverpool ever since joining in the middle of the 17/18 season. He also is the most expensive defender in the world, but he is worth the money.

Virgil Van Dijk is the best defender in the world regardless of what team you support

by citeh citeh citeh April 25, 2019

Ray Hudson

Ray originally was a footballer, most known as a Newcastle FC player, and later football manager. He is now the lead commentator for La Liga football on BEIN Sports and is quite entertaining to listen to. This man has more passion for football than any man put together. He loves players like Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Luis Suarez and when one of them scores even the silliest goal against the smallest team, it sounds like he’s having an incredible orgasm. He truly loves the game and is most known for his love of Messi.

Some famous Ray Hudson quotes include

“MESSI! You could drop a tarantula into his shorts, and he’d still be cool!”

“Again, the menescing man arrives!”

“Cleaner than neutrogena, the man from Argentina!”

“Marcelo! Marcelo! Marcelo!”

“David de Who?”

by citeh citeh citeh March 25, 2019

My Digital Escape

Another large plague brought to you and promoted by scene kids, but this time it's on YouTube. My Digital Escape consists of 7 famous YouTubers that originally had the intention of making videos to help angsty scene kids with their problems, but ended up making pointless videos of them acting like 5 year olds. Most of these members are YouTubers in their late teens and early twenties, who still haven't moved on from their 14 year old emo and scene phase. This YouTube group also led to the downfall and irrelevance of BryanStars, who stopped doing interviews for the glory of getting more views of My Digital Escape.

Stupid Scene Kid: ERMERGERD MY DIGITAL ESCAPE IS THE BEST THING EVER! JOHNNIE GUILBERT AND BRYANSTARS HELP ME SO MUCH!

Someone who understands: Shut the fuck up! My Digital Escape is pointless and is the reason Bryan sold out!

by citeh citeh citeh October 7, 2016

FB idolo

It means follow back idolo. A phrase commonly used on the twitter subsection of Football Twitter. Many accounts say it to other accounts on Football Twitter and even reply to their favorite players with it. The goal is for someone to get their idolo to follow them back when they haven’t already.

Aymeric Laporte: *tweets something*

All of football twitter: FB IDOLO!!!!

by citeh citeh citeh February 26, 2020

Joe Gomez

To be incredibly overrated and so bad at defending in football that you have to grab your opponent’s cock to stop them from scoring against you.

Charlie was about to score a goal, but Alex grabbed him by the cock and knocked him down in the box. Alex is such a Joe Gomez

by citeh citeh citeh September 23, 2020

Jojo Siwa

A 16-year-old Nickelodeon star that got famous off the show Dance Mom. She’s famous for her hair bows, receding hairline, and for dressing like a little girl. A lot of people hate on her for acting young, but she’s still a better role model than people like Danielle Cohn. She’s not afraid to express herself and does not fake pregnancies or marriages for clout. Looking up to someone who expresses their youth is better than someone who fakes being an adult solely for attention and money.

Jojo Siwa is childish, but she’s not a thot

by citeh citeh citeh July 6, 2019