1 definition by cindyyyy69
being high is probably one of the funnest things you can do. you simply cannot deny that if you smoke. if you don’t smoke, don’t continue to read this. you will not comprehend anything you are about to read.
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when you are high, your life becomes so much more vulnerable to fun and excitement, the littlest things become too entertaining to describe.
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t.v. is always so much more entertaining when under the influence of marijuana; for example:
music videos always seem SO much more amazing.
random, annoying t.v. shows that normally seem irritating and scripted, such as maury or jerry springer, all of a sudden seem SO enthralling and intense.
you also discover what shows and movies were written by people whom were high.
every show has someone who 'looks like someone you know'.
you discover that a black women's restriction to beating their boyfriend’s ass is to bounce their knees up and down on their chair real quick and bob their head around a lot and swear and wave their arms. they also repeat sentences or numerous words over and over again. like, 'oh you already know, you already know'.
background music in commercials are incredibly fun to dance to. it all sounds like techno for some reason.
shows like family guy and movies like half baked finally make SO much sense. matter of fact, so does a lot of other things.
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eating is always much more pleasurable,
every food seems exotic and foreign in taste.
eating seems to bring down your high though, and makes it seem much shorter. you may discover not eating makes your high seem SO much longer.
you consume things you normally never would have, and wonder how you lived without it.
every food you can't stop eating is automatically you're legit 'munchie food'
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you recall past memories from your childhood that you hadn't thought about in years.
you know you're high when you do random little jigs to yourself.
houses you’ve rarely been in are especially fun when you’re high.
almost everyone goes through the ‘laughing fit’, where you laugh so hard over absolutely nothing that your insides are completely sore. this is rare after a long time of smoking, though.
an intense feeling of confusion inserts into your brain and you find simple things like rainfall to be ridiculously hard to understand and interesting.
being your complete self doesn't seem that hard to do anymore.
there’s almost always a permanent smile on your face, it’s hard to make it go away, even while your preparing the 4 bags of tostitos to make nachos for 2.
you have consistent 'revelations' and try your hardest to explain what you found out.
everyone, and everyTHING, you see, ‘knows’ you’re high, from your younger brother who walked by and said ‘what’s up’ to the squirrel you had to pass by on the way back inside.
you spray every febreeze, axe can, and perfume bottle you see on everyone and everything you feel smoke smell is evaporating off of.
not a lot seems to be bothering you anymore, and tomorrow seems light-years away. you just want to live for the moment.
insignificant, diminutive noises, such as birds chirping, seem very loud and unnoticed before that very moment.
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when you are high, music sounds overall godlike.
parts or solo's in songs occur, but you've never once heard of them before. being high made you listen.
dancing comes as natural as breathing.
strobe lights/and or black lights always enhance your dancing mood.
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be careful when amongst parents or other weed-hating people, it may be very obvious you are under the influence of such grand highness. your eyes will be very glossy, almost looking like that of a doll. they are also slightly tinted red, a dead give away. not to mention how tired and squinty they will be. the smell of weed smoke doesn’t last as long as that of a cigarette’s, but it is still always good to spray and maybe use a few eye drops.
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most common terms for weed consist of:
‘pot’
‘bud’
‘maryjane’
‘grass’
‘trees’
‘ganja’
and obviously plenty of others
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remember, this fascinating plant came from this earth, and it’d be a tragedy to waste it’s valuable recourses.
blaze on!
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when you are high, your life becomes so much more vulnerable to fun and excitement, the littlest things become too entertaining to describe.
---
t.v. is always so much more entertaining when under the influence of marijuana; for example:
music videos always seem SO much more amazing.
random, annoying t.v. shows that normally seem irritating and scripted, such as maury or jerry springer, all of a sudden seem SO enthralling and intense.
you also discover what shows and movies were written by people whom were high.
every show has someone who 'looks like someone you know'.
you discover that a black women's restriction to beating their boyfriend’s ass is to bounce their knees up and down on their chair real quick and bob their head around a lot and swear and wave their arms. they also repeat sentences or numerous words over and over again. like, 'oh you already know, you already know'.
background music in commercials are incredibly fun to dance to. it all sounds like techno for some reason.
shows like family guy and movies like half baked finally make SO much sense. matter of fact, so does a lot of other things.
---
eating is always much more pleasurable,
every food seems exotic and foreign in taste.
eating seems to bring down your high though, and makes it seem much shorter. you may discover not eating makes your high seem SO much longer.
you consume things you normally never would have, and wonder how you lived without it.
every food you can't stop eating is automatically you're legit 'munchie food'
---
you recall past memories from your childhood that you hadn't thought about in years.
you know you're high when you do random little jigs to yourself.
houses you’ve rarely been in are especially fun when you’re high.
almost everyone goes through the ‘laughing fit’, where you laugh so hard over absolutely nothing that your insides are completely sore. this is rare after a long time of smoking, though.
an intense feeling of confusion inserts into your brain and you find simple things like rainfall to be ridiculously hard to understand and interesting.
being your complete self doesn't seem that hard to do anymore.
there’s almost always a permanent smile on your face, it’s hard to make it go away, even while your preparing the 4 bags of tostitos to make nachos for 2.
you have consistent 'revelations' and try your hardest to explain what you found out.
everyone, and everyTHING, you see, ‘knows’ you’re high, from your younger brother who walked by and said ‘what’s up’ to the squirrel you had to pass by on the way back inside.
you spray every febreeze, axe can, and perfume bottle you see on everyone and everything you feel smoke smell is evaporating off of.
not a lot seems to be bothering you anymore, and tomorrow seems light-years away. you just want to live for the moment.
insignificant, diminutive noises, such as birds chirping, seem very loud and unnoticed before that very moment.
---
when you are high, music sounds overall godlike.
parts or solo's in songs occur, but you've never once heard of them before. being high made you listen.
dancing comes as natural as breathing.
strobe lights/and or black lights always enhance your dancing mood.
---
be careful when amongst parents or other weed-hating people, it may be very obvious you are under the influence of such grand highness. your eyes will be very glossy, almost looking like that of a doll. they are also slightly tinted red, a dead give away. not to mention how tired and squinty they will be. the smell of weed smoke doesn’t last as long as that of a cigarette’s, but it is still always good to spray and maybe use a few eye drops.
---
most common terms for weed consist of:
‘pot’
‘bud’
‘maryjane’
‘grass’
‘trees’
‘ganja’
and obviously plenty of others
---
remember, this fascinating plant came from this earth, and it’d be a tragedy to waste it’s valuable recourses.
blaze on!
by cindyyyy69 February 15, 2008