chuckybubbles's definitions

shit stain

the stain that looks like shit on the mustache of a smoker.

you should quit smoking or at least shave off the mustache, because that shit stain looks like shit.

by chuckybubbles August 29, 2011

loser

1. People who have LOST in LIFE! Someone with no prospects who is clearly going to amount to nothing in this world. Immature, cocky, superficial, dickhead, horny, pathetic, self-centered DUMBASS smoker guys with NO personality who have no interest in anything that's going on in the world and waste everybody's time, space and air. Expect to be respected because they're supposedly 'hot' or have a 'hot' car, or screwed some 'hot' girl. People who need to learn how to control their libido. They think its 'cool' to use and abuse females. Usually spend all their time making crude physical assessments on women and in many ways further objectifying them. (usually butt ugly, but THINK they're good-looking)

2. Anyone who has ever raped a girl, and who probably smokes and does other DUMBASS things.

loser: "Hey, maybe if I tell her she has nice tits, she might be impressed by my feeble attempt at masculinity and forget that i have no brain and no life and smell like cigarettes."

by chuckybubbles November 16, 2011

cigarette

an addictive drug that basically does three things:

1) smells bad

2) hurts people

3) creates litter

how about putting that cigarette in the toilet where it belongs? then you can piss on it like it deserves, and maybe even take a dump! then you can flush that filth down with all the other shit.

by chuckybubbles October 22, 2012

Loser Friendly

A term for a business establishment that allows people to smoke inside, like a bar in a state where that is still legal. This could also be a hotel that still has smoking rooms or a gas station or stop-and-rob mini mart where losers are allowed to light up. A loser friendly establishment smells like cigarettes, so normal people will not want to be in there.

That store is loser friendly, so let's go someplace else.

by chuckybubbles November 22, 2011

tweeting jesus

to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.

are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.

have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.

hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.

i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.

by chuckybubbles May 9, 2014

domestic selection

the process by which things are destroyed in the house if they are too weak or poorly designed. for example, if a carpet is destroyed by a vacuum cleaner or a container melts in the microwave. this weeds out the sick and weak household items that do not deserve to survive, allowing the better-constructed items to thrive.

the plate that melted in the dishwasher is just another victim of domestic selection, as it apparently did not deserve to survive.

by chuckybubbles April 25, 2010

barrier contraceptives

clothing worn to bed, thus preventing sexual intercourse

dammit, take off those pajamas! bitch, i just can't hump through all those barrier contraceptives!

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009