chuckybubbles's definitions

field roast

a turd in a field, generally left there by a large animal such as a horse.

watch your step! you just about trod on a field roast!

by chuckybubbles March 21, 2009

smoker

Someone who inhales smoke on purpose to get a fix of nicotine, a highly addictive drug that should be illegal. They don't realize that smoke is just filth, basically the opposite of fresh clean air. This is worse than inhaling straight up farts, but they do it anyway because they are just so stupid. A smoker could just get an electronic cigarette and inhale their nicotine in water vapor with some flavoring, but they usually don't. They just continue inhaling filth because they are hopeless addicts stuck in a behavioral rut. Smokers usually litter because they don't even care about themselves, let alone the world around them.

Hey smoker! Could you please pick up that butt before I feed it to you and kick you in the balls?

by chuckybubbles December 2, 2011

niccing

taking a higher than normal dose of nicotine by putting a small amount of pure nicotine on the tip of a cancer stick. the pure nicotine is normally procured as greenhouse supplies or garden supplies as it is normally used as a pesticide. this is a very stupid thing to do because one can easily overdose.

joe was niccing the other day, but he overdosed because he is a big fat stupid pussy.

by chuckybubbles June 15, 2011

cigarette

an addictive drug that basically does three things:

1) smells bad

2) hurts people

3) creates litter

how about putting that cigarette in the toilet where it belongs? then you can piss on it like it deserves, and maybe even take a dump! then you can flush that filth down with all the other shit.

by chuckybubbles October 22, 2012

hump day

wednesday, being at the center of the work week. makes an ideal day for humping to break up the tedium of the week. people love to hump, and hump day is the second best part of the week for humping, the best part being the weekend.

i wish i could celebrate hump day accordingly, but i'm stuck with just my hand and a bottle of jerkens.

by chuckybubbles April 20, 2009

vagi-motor reflex

the female orgasm.

i love the vagi-motor reflex.

by chuckybubbles August 22, 2010

tobacco

gross filth in the form of a plant. the leaves are dried, combined with more filth in the form of chemicals, and packed in cigarettes. this filth is burned to produce even worse filth in the form of smoke, which is then inhaled by losers.

tobacco sucks gigantic ass, as it causes nothing but harm in the world. it produces litter and makes losers miserably unhealthy. gross.

by chuckybubbles November 6, 2012