chuckybubbles's definitions

field roast

a turd in a field, generally left there by a large animal such as a horse.

watch your step! you just about trod on a field roast!

by chuckybubbles March 21, 2009

turdmanship

the act, quality, art, or practice of being a complete piece of shit.

josh is such a jerk to everyone, going out of his way to make bad decisions in every way possible (including chronic smoke inhalation, yuck!) and taking every opportunity to screw over everyone, including himself. he must be trying out for his expert turdmanship badge!

by chuckybubbles April 5, 2009

fartening

something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.

don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.

by chuckybubbles April 7, 2009

whorrible

anything whorish, such as smoking or anything comparably gross and sleazy.

she's a butt-sucker?!? whorrible! dude, you gotta avoid that nasty bitch like the plague!

by chuckybubbles April 9, 2009

barrier contraceptives

clothing worn to bed, thus preventing sexual intercourse

dammit, take off those pajamas! bitch, i just can't hump through all those barrier contraceptives!

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

cardio hump

sexual intercourse as a cardiovascular exercise

dammit, my right arm is getting way buffer than my left arm. i'm going to have to switch to a regular cardio hump workout program.

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

butt-sucker

a smoker of tobacco cigarettes, or butts.

don't be a butt-sucker, it's filthy, and not in a good way.

by chuckybubbles December 19, 2008