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cigarette

an addictive drug that basically does three things:

1) smells bad

2) hurts people

3) creates litter
how about putting that cigarette in the toilet where it belongs? then you can piss on it like it deserves, and maybe even take a dump! then you can flush that filth down with all the other shit.
by chuckybubbles October 22, 2012
mugGet the cigarettemug.

vagi-motor reflex

i love the vagi-motor reflex.
by chuckybubbles August 22, 2010
mugGet the vagi-motor reflexmug.

tobacco

gross filth in the form of a plant. the leaves are dried, combined with more filth in the form of chemicals, and packed in cigarettes. this filth is burned to produce even worse filth in the form of smoke, which is then inhaled by losers.
tobacco sucks gigantic ass, as it causes nothing but harm in the world. it produces litter and makes losers miserably unhealthy. gross.
by chuckybubbles November 6, 2012
mugGet the tobaccomug.

smoker

Someone who inhales smoke on purpose to get a fix of nicotine, a highly addictive drug that should be illegal. They don't realize that smoke is just filth, basically the opposite of fresh clean air. This is worse than inhaling straight up farts, but they do it anyway because they are just so stupid. A smoker could just get an electronic cigarette and inhale their nicotine in water vapor with some flavoring, but they usually don't. They just continue inhaling filth because they are hopeless addicts stuck in a behavioral rut. Smokers usually litter because they don't even care about themselves, let alone the world around them.
Hey smoker! Could you please pick up that butt before I feed it to you and kick you in the balls?
by chuckybubbles December 2, 2011
mugGet the smokermug.

butt-sucking loser

someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug, such as nicotine, from the smoke.
quit smoking so as to not be such a butt-sucking loser.
by chuckybubbles August 4, 2011
mugGet the butt-sucking losermug.

field roast

a turd in a field, generally left there by a large animal such as a horse.
watch your step! you just about trod on a field roast!
by chuckybubbles March 21, 2009
mugGet the field roastmug.

self searching

like soul searching, but without requiring a belief in ghosts.
i've been doing a lot of self searching, and i found that i am not at all religious.
by chuckybubbles November 21, 2009
mugGet the self searchingmug.

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