Definitions by chris-piano

jellyfinger 

To wobble one's finger savagely in close proximity to another's 'butthamper'

'I jellyfingered your butthamper'
'...no you didn't'

jellyfinger by Chris-Piano May 22, 2006

butthamper 

The hamper whither the jellyfinger did rest.

'david jellyfingered my butthamper twice. I loved it'

butthamper by Chris-Piano May 22, 2006

rel 

obscure or insignificant.

'do you know jimmy fro the HR dept?' 'nope hes totally rel.'

rel by chris-piano December 24, 2004

meats 

as well as a rejection, simply an occurence that is unpredicted or unpleasant. Can be elaborated into any form of animal protein based produce.

'you just hit on that hairy girl, how'd it go' 'i took complete meats' or
'meats i just missed the goal from 2ft away'
'or im feeling meaty'
'have a beefy drink'

meats by Chris-Piano December 22, 2004

grimsby salad 

the dried remains of a previous nights anal passion on the body. I.E. dried faeces, blood and other bodily remains.

'I woke up to find a grimsby salad in my calvins'

grimsby salad by Chris-Piano December 22, 2004

rimcake

To snort a substance, usually cocaine from around the anus.

'Im gurna reemcayke you reeeel goood beeetch'

rimcake by Chris-Piano December 22, 2004

oot

a strong negative response.

'you've oot got a penis'

oot by Chris-Piano December 21, 2004