dorkompus

A mutated blue whale penis. Infused with herpes and pubic lice.

That dorkompus is the biggest I've ever seen!

by Chork June 06, 2017

plain bootie

The smell of your ass. This does not include the smell of farts. It is the natural doo doo smell of an ass.

What is that smell? Did you fart?

No, I just have bad plain bootie.

by chork December 21, 2005

pondoo

to pass gas, to flatulate, to break wind, to relieve oneself of odorous air biscuits. Use of such word is rumored to have originated in Korea.

I thought I had to take a shit, but it was just a pondoo.

by chork September 07, 2005

pickled excrement

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.

PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.

by chork December 03, 2005

Bathroom Battleship

When 2 friends are in a public bathroom in adjacent stalls taking dumps. Each wipes his ass with toilet paper and then proceeds to toss the soiled toilet paper over the top of the stall into his friend's stall in an attempt to hit his friend with the soiled toilet paper. Similar to the game "Battleship" except you use toilet paper with doo doo on it instead of plastic pegs and a bathroom stall instead of the game board.

Mom: How did you get those doo doo stains on your shirt and in your hair?

Son: Johnny and I played bathroom battleship at the supermarket.

by chork September 09, 2005

Grape Turd

A piece of feces that is shaped like a grape and is a similar size. Similar to goat turds.

I went to a port-a-potty at the race to take a piss. There was a handful of grape turds in the bottom, but I pissed on them and busted'em up.

by chork November 29, 2005

bootie butt naked

when you ain't got no clothes on and yo bootie be exposed.

Sheika: Damn, dat bitch be bootie butt naked.

Twan: Yeah, her bootie be stankin' too.

by chork July 21, 2007