One is called a cock-ass upon finding out information regarding his male stupidity. We proceed to tie the male in question to a board, and ram a rooster up his ass. From this day henceforth, he shall be rudely awakened at sunrise.
"Daniel is a cock-ass for telling me he was not ready for a relationship, until he found someone else that is."
by Chloe June 29, 2004
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by Chloe September 09, 2003
The hat that makes Ashton Kutcher look butt ugly. Sometimes sold on the street with graffitti on them. White trash cap gone popular and really cool looking.
by Chloe March 20, 2004
An author on the run from just about everybody. Excellent author of the Series of Unfortunate Events books series. Also thought to be dead quite a while ago. Mourns over his dead love Beatrice.
by Chloe January 12, 2005
Not just the hottest person I have ever seen but also the funniest nicest guy i have ever had the plesure of meeting.
I would marry him Deryck Whibley is the love of my life and my life wont go on for much longer without him.
by Chloe February 28, 2004