chloe's definitions

because

A word that all parents can't live without. It has no real meaning.

"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU!!!!!"
"WHY THE HELL NOT?"
Because.

by Chloe September 9, 2003

Lemony Snicket

An author on the run from just about everybody. Excellent author of the Series of Unfortunate Events books series. Also thought to be dead quite a while ago. Mourns over his dead love Beatrice.

Let's form a mob, and chase Lemony Snicket down an empty alley and burn his books!

by Chloe January 11, 2005

poetry

expression of the soul, 3 or more words that cleanse the mind of current thoughts.

broken with thoughts of 'him', she sat writing poetry.

by chloe November 25, 2003

cock-ass

One is called a cock-ass upon finding out information regarding his male stupidity. We proceed to tie the male in question to a board, and ram a rooster up his ass. From this day henceforth, he shall be rudely awakened at sunrise.

"Daniel is a cock-ass for telling me he was not ready for a relationship, until he found someone else that is."

by Chloe June 29, 2004

Pickney

pickney - children
plural: pickney dem - those/the children

Da pickney dem mek bare noise
the children make loads of noise

by Chloe December 3, 2004

spark knock

Occurs after a night of drinking. When you're not quite hungover -no vomiting, headache, or promises never to drink again- but you don't feel like yourself.

Often characterized by silly mistakes, dropping things, slight physical discomfort and lethargy.

Analogous to a car making funny noises. It starts and drives, but it's just not running right.

"I've been puking all morning! Man, I'm never drinking vodka again... How are you feeling?"

"Not too bad, just a little 'Spark Knock'"

by Chloe May 27, 2006

luda old

Comes from high school students at the J Graham Brown school in Louisville Kentucky. When something is extremely old (as old as the math teacher luda) you insert.

Its my grandmothers birthday, shes almost Luda old.

by Chloe June 14, 2004