chloe's definitions

Marp!

An expression used when one mispronounces a word, trips on his/her own two feet, makes an awkward hand or facial gesture, and/or imitates a mentally handicapped person.

person one: I got caught pissing in the girls bathroom sink.
Person two: MARRRRRRRRP!

by Chloe May 21, 2004

Lemony Snicket

An author on the run from just about everybody. Excellent author of the Series of Unfortunate Events books series. Also thought to be dead quite a while ago. Mourns over his dead love Beatrice.

Let's form a mob, and chase Lemony Snicket down an empty alley and burn his books!

by Chloe January 11, 2005

bottcheek haven

I'm sorry, I think you are mistaken Ms. LaRusso. The mayor is Spalding Gray.

Hi, who is you mayor? Um, I think it's Spalding Gray.

by Chloe May 2, 2004

McDonalds

pure shit

a term used when angry, upset, frustrated, etc.

1) That was McDonald's.
2) I feel like McDonald's today.
3) I wish she would eat McDonald's

by chloe November 25, 2003

dyslexic

Adam is the definition.

"who u?"
ASSHATS ANONYMOUS.

by Chloe April 25, 2005

cock-ass

One is called a cock-ass upon finding out information regarding his male stupidity. We proceed to tie the male in question to a board, and ram a rooster up his ass. From this day henceforth, he shall be rudely awakened at sunrise.

"Daniel is a cock-ass for telling me he was not ready for a relationship, until he found someone else that is."

by Chloe June 29, 2004

luda old

Comes from high school students at the J Graham Brown school in Louisville Kentucky. When something is extremely old (as old as the math teacher luda) you insert.

Its my grandmothers birthday, shes almost Luda old.

by Chloe June 14, 2004