33 definitions by chloe

bottcheek haven

I'm sorry, I think you are mistaken Ms. LaRusso. The mayor is Spalding Gray.

Hi, who is you mayor? Um, I think it's Spalding Gray.

by chloe May 2, 2004

Poop Mouth

ugly n.The term used when someone has decaying teeth.

They called me poop mouth. They said I had a river of poop in my mouth.

by chloe April 22, 2005

McDonalds

pure shit

a term used when angry, upset, frustrated, etc.

1) That was McDonald's.
2) I feel like McDonald's today.
3) I wish she would eat McDonald's

by chloe November 26, 2003

poetry

expression of the soul, 3 or more words that cleanse the mind of current thoughts.

broken with thoughts of 'him', she sat writing poetry.

by chloe November 26, 2003

Boyfriend in Training

A "Boyfriend in Training" is a guy that is being preped for being someone's boyfriend. Either he's not ready to be a decent boyfriend or she wants to hookup without the offical title of boyfriend & girlfiend and not look like a slut.

"Is she going out with Alex?"
"Nahh. He's just her boyfriend in training."

by chloe April 3, 2004

cock-ass

One is called a cock-ass upon finding out information regarding his male stupidity. We proceed to tie the male in question to a board, and ram a rooster up his ass. From this day henceforth, he shall be rudely awakened at sunrise.

"Daniel is a cock-ass for telling me he was not ready for a relationship, until he found someone else that is."

by chloe June 29, 2004

spark knock

Occurs after a night of drinking. When you're not quite hungover -no vomiting, headache, or promises never to drink again- but you don't feel like yourself.

Often characterized by silly mistakes, dropping things, slight physical discomfort and lethargy.

Analogous to a car making funny noises. It starts and drives, but it's just not running right.

"I've been puking all morning! Man, I'm never drinking vodka again... How are you feeling?"

"Not too bad, just a little 'Spark Knock'"

by chloe May 22, 2006