tudball

A short, rounded peice of fecal matter that disengages itself from the mass and falls separately from the mass. Most commonly seen in pets, especially dogs. It's often seen dropped on the floor after successfully defacating outside. More often than not, it's the final peice of feces of the total mass.

Uh oh!! There's a tudball on the carpet! Where's that dog?! I'm not pickin' that thing up.

by Cheryl September 28, 2004

wasting the sexy

the act of living with a criminally sexy man but not having sex with him despite ample opportunity.

I cannot believe Libby lives with a man that fine and is continuously wasting the sexy.

by cheryl April 13, 2005