25 definitions by cherryblossom

gratisfaction

Feeling of intense satisfaction and gratification.

When Rebecca completed her dissertation, the overwhelming feeling was one of gratisfaction.

by cherryblossom October 3, 2007

scenariorizing

When talking with friends, obsessively going over the countless scenarios that may happen with the opposite sex. Most often done between girlfriends, especially when a new relationship has started.

Mandy and Angela had spent all night scenariorizing about what she should do if Jordan invites Mandy over to his place. After 2 hours of discussion, they decided that if Mandy goes over past midnight Jordan will assume she is slutty, so she should only accept if he calls before 9 PM and she should wear tight jeans and a cute tank top, which is kinda hot, but not too hot.

by cherryblossom August 30, 2007

undateable

Describes an individual so flawed that they cannot possibly be dated by anyone.

Mandy: Phil is so completely undateable. I have no idea why my cousin set us up.
Tamara: What happened?!?
Mandy: For starters, he is 35 and lives with his parents, and he smelled like rotten vegetation. And there were nose hairs.
Tamara: Agreed. Undateable.

by cherryblossom September 16, 2007

real-working

Actually working. To be contrasted with social networking.

Nick: Why did you de-activate your Facebook account?

Amanda: It took up so much time, and I needed to get some real-working done.

by cherryblossom January 3, 2011

too posh to push

Prospective mothers who opt to have an elective caesarean section rather than give birth vaginally. The women who make this choice are usually thought to be of higher class and wealthier. The choice for a c-section is made because it's thought to be more convenient as well as less painful and distasteful.

Victoria Beckham and Britney Spears are two celebs who are too posh to push. Can you blame them? Being all stretched out down there sounds kinda awful.

by cherryblossom November 14, 2007

hangry

A state of anger and irritability resulting from being hungry.

Karen: What is up with you? You are being so annoying.
Nini: Ugh. I didn't eat breakfast and I am starving. I am really hangry.

by cherryblossom September 27, 2007

fakeout session

When there's a get together with a hope of a make out, but nothing happens except for a lot of tv watching on the couch.

Peter: When she invited me over to watch a movie, I figured I'd get to kiss her, but nothing happened!

Chris: Fakeout session.

by cherryblossom July 20, 2009