cherryblossom's definitions

canadians

Code word used by women to refer to a group of substandard guys in a bar or club. (Not actually referring to people from Canada.)

Angela (calling Sami on her cell phone): So, are there are cute guys at Rouge tonight?
Sami: No, just a bunch of Canadians.

by cherryblossom September 30, 2007

too posh to push

Prospective mothers who opt to have an elective caesarean section rather than give birth vaginally. The women who make this choice are usually thought to be of higher class and wealthier. The choice for a c-section is made because it's thought to be more convenient as well as less painful and distasteful.

Victoria Beckham and Britney Spears are two celebs who are too posh to push. Can you blame them? Being all stretched out down there sounds kinda awful.

by cherryblossom December 10, 2007

fakeout session

When there's a get together with a hope of a make out, but nothing happens except for a lot of tv watching on the couch.

Peter: When she invited me over to watch a movie, I figured I'd get to kiss her, but nothing happened!

Chris: Fakeout session.

by cherryblossom July 19, 2009

scenariorizing

When talking with friends, obsessively going over the countless scenarios that may happen with the opposite sex. Most often done between girlfriends, especially when a new relationship has started.

Mandy and Angela had spent all night scenariorizing about what she should do if Jordan invites Mandy over to his place. After 2 hours of discussion, they decided that if Mandy goes over past midnight Jordan will assume she is slutty, so she should only accept if he calls before 9 PM and she should wear tight jeans and a cute tank top, which is kinda hot, but not too hot.

by Cherryblossom September 6, 2007

gratisfaction

Feeling of intense satisfaction and gratification.

When Rebecca completed her dissertation, the overwhelming feeling was one of gratisfaction.

by cherryblossom October 18, 2007

brand bitch

A slave to brand name, high-end, luxury clothing.

Phil is such a brand bitch. He won't wear a suit unless it's Hugo Boss or Armani.

by cherryblossom September 13, 2007

fabulique

Amazingly fabulously awesome.

Andrea bought a pair of Jimmy Choos that are totally fabulique.

by cherryblossom October 10, 2007