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kamikaze come-on

A pick-up attempt doomed to fail. Usually occurs when the person being picked-up has much higher mate value than the one making the attempt (e.g., much hotter). Clearly, it's a suicide mission.
Jenn: Is that guy really trying to talk to those models?!?

Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.
by cherryblossom July 11, 2009
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fabulousness

The state of being utterly and completely fabulous.
Karen's fabulousness could not be denied. She looked gorgeous in that chic dress and those patent leather pumps.
by cherryblossom October 8, 2007
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scenariorizing

When talking with friends, obsessively going over the countless scenarios that may happen with the opposite sex. Most often done between girlfriends, especially when a new relationship has started.
Mandy and Angela had spent all night scenariorizing about what she should do if Jordan invites Mandy over to his place. After 2 hours of discussion, they decided that if Mandy goes over past midnight Jordan will assume she is slutty, so she should only accept if he calls before 9 PM and she should wear tight jeans and a cute tank top, which is kinda hot, but not too hot.
by Cherryblossom September 6, 2007
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too posh to push

Prospective mothers who opt to have an elective caesarean section rather than give birth vaginally. The women who make this choice are usually thought to be of higher class and wealthier. The choice for a c-section is made because it's thought to be more convenient as well as less painful and distasteful.
Victoria Beckham and Britney Spears are two celebs who are too posh to push. Can you blame them? Being all stretched out down there sounds kinda awful.
by cherryblossom December 10, 2007
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gratisfaction

When Rebecca completed her dissertation, the overwhelming feeling was one of gratisfaction.
by cherryblossom October 18, 2007
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Treebook

A book made of paper, predecessor to the ebook.
Because I love trees, I'm buying ebooks instead of treebooks. Okay, it's really because I love showing off my iPad. Still saving trees, though!
by cherryblossom June 25, 2010
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fakeout session

When there's a get together with a hope of a make out, but nothing happens except for a lot of tv watching on the couch.
Peter: When she invited me over to watch a movie, I figured I'd get to kiss her, but nothing happened!

Chris: Fakeout session.
by cherryblossom July 19, 2009
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