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Lazy/discrete/suttle way of saying FUCKOFF
The repulsive excuse for a human who is speaking to you does not even deserve to be insulted in a way that utilizes your full energy. Simply coff them. You may also cough them aswell cough cough.
-Boss: "Braden why don't you do some work and clean the store for once"
Braden: "Coff old man Rivers"

-Ben wanted to come to Nick's penthouse suite tonight, although upon not bringing the bad bitches Nick simply told him to "coff".

-"Do you have any change?" COUGH COUGH
by champagneNEEK July 11, 2014
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