chadsicle's definitions

launch

1. Raise your rev's high enough to do a burn out. (Depends on application)

2. Find the best rate to let out your clutch while allowing just a little bit of wheel spin as you slowly apply throttle. (about 17% wheel spin)

3. Floor accelerator as you approach full clutch engagement.

4. Watch you're rpm's as you gain traction so you don't bounce off the rev limiter.

P.S. Wide-open throttle shift into second at about 750 rpm below redline.

Dude thats fucked up. My girlfriend can launch my srt-4 better than you can launch your Evo. Learn to drive.

by chadsicle September 21, 2005

soulmate

what you say to your friend when he/she gets married to make fun of them. calling their girlfriend or boyfriend a wife or husband wont work any more because they are now actually married.

dude, you havent gone snowboarding all winter because of your damn soulmate. pussy.

by chadsicle January 21, 2005

wife

what you call your friends girlfriend to make fun of him for not hanging out.

me: hey man want to go snowboarding tomorrow?
friend: I cant, my car is broke down.
me: you meen the wife wont you? pussy.

by chadsicle January 21, 2005

Lawn job

backing up into someones yard with your car, and proceeding to "peel out" leaving deep tire tracks across their lawn.

check out all this grass that's under my fender from lawn jobbing that assholes yard last night.

by chadsicle January 22, 2005

muffro

large 70's style afro around someone's puss/cock.

dude, that bitches muffro was so big, I stabbed her fucking hair pick with my dick

by chadsicle January 22, 2005

double backed

a broad that has absolutely no breasts, and could be mistaken for a boy if fondled in the dark.

"dude, that bitch is so double backed i can't tell which side is the front!"

by chadsicle January 22, 2005

hogstrapper

An obese person who is constantly eating.

Dude, check out that hogstrapper going to town at the buffet.

by chadsicle January 22, 2005