chad's definitions

crawesome

a mix of cool and awesome, for those of you who dont know the REAL source of this word, it originated in palmer, said by a kid named thorton depriest.

ahhh thorton, you were crawesome last night!

by chad January 4, 2004

valve oil

Oil used to lubricate the valves of a brass-wind instrument.

My valves are sticking. Where's my valve oil?

by Chad June 20, 2004

Fishing Pole

A sex act in which the woman is sitting on the man's lap with her back facing his chest. When the man reaches climax, he drops her off the end of his pole along with the other fishies.

After meeting Maxine in a bar, Darren took her back to his place and fish poled her.

by Chad November 12, 2003

Cork It

To shove an obect in a persons orfus to keep them from, talking, farting, shitting, pissing, etc.

-I was on the freeway when I really had to piss, I had to cork it.
-You run your damn mouth all the time, cork it!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Feather Assed

A term used to describe the tickling of a persons ass with a feather.

I wish I had that guys car and he was feather assed, we'd both be tickled!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Kim Jong Il

An Evil Commie peice of shit.

Kim Jong Il starved his own people. He gets all the imports for himself.

Kim Jong Il is a huge fan of Daffy Duck.

by chad April 8, 2005

Napper Crapper

A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.

Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!

by Chad December 17, 2003