motherfriend

A mother who is also your friend. Used to show affection to ones' own mother; often used when addressing ones' own mother.
by cazort October 31, 2003
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cuddlefuck

Someone who screws up cuddling by trying to push for sexual activity when all you want to do is cuddle.
You cuddlefuck! Get away from me!
by cazort August 27, 2003
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giant uffleumps

Large uffleumps, typically eight times the size of uffleumps. They have a tough skin and move quickly in a bouncing motion. Many species of giant uffleumps are carnivorous and can be quite dangerous.
Oh no, it's a giant uffleump! Get out of the way!
by cazort August 27, 2003
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barber king

The king of hearts, because we all know he's not stabbing himself in the head, but rather, just cutting his hair with his sword.
I would have been able to shoot the moon if I had just had the barber king in my hand.
by cazort November 13, 2003
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gotei

(1) A move in the board game Go that does require a direct response from the opponent and can be safely ignored.
(2) An action or move in a game or in a real-life adversarial situation that fills the same role: it does not require a response, and can be ignored.
You should have a very good reason for making a gotei move.
by cazort September 16, 2003
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shi'

Short form for "shit". Can only be used as an exclamation. When using shit as a noun, the final "t" must be pronounced.
by cazort August 25, 2003
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caz

Nickname for cazort.
I'm gonna go to downtown Cleveland with caz tonight.
by cazort January 31, 2004
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