cazort's definitions

deathstar

An IBM DeskStar 60 or 75GB hard drive, which had a bug in the firmware which could cause massive, spontaneous data loss. Shocking to people, since IBM is generally known for having reliable, though expensive, hardware.

My deathstar died the other day. It was under warranty, but I lost all my data.

by cazort October 30, 2004

pigsmith

A person that mechanically creates pigs, usually out of iron.

Our town has one of the best pigsmiths in all of Connecticut.

by cazort August 25, 2003

quing

A transgendered, non-gendered, or ambiguously gendered monarch.

It will be many generations still before England sees its first quing.

by cazort October 30, 2003

nappage

Substantive noun to describe sleep obtained through a nap. From the word "nap".

I got some nappage in the office this afternoon.

by cazort August 27, 2003

old school

Anything that is from an earlier era and looked upon with high regard or respect. Can be used to refer to music, clothing, language, or anything really.

Client: We have three PC's running MS-Dos 6.
Consultant: Shi'...that's old school.

by cazort March 31, 2004

jack hang harnit

Exclamation. Synonymous with "Shit!!

Jack Hang Harnit! I just stubbed my toe!

by cazort September 15, 2003

ghetto palm

Ailanthus Altissima, a tree that is commonly found growing in abandoned lots and around poorly-maintained properties. When young, looks somewhat like a palm tree, with a long trunk with a tuft of leaves at the top.

A grove of ghetto palms were growing out of the cracks in the asphalt around the old parking lot.

by cazort August 27, 2003