59 definitions by cazort

Wonk

(1) Noun - An expert in a field, typically someone who is fairly young and very intelligent.
(2) Verb - To use ones mastery of a specific subject to perform some type of work.

(1) I need to find some physics wonk to help me out on this homework assignment.
(2) Every so often, I have Andy come over and wonk on my computer to get it fixed.

by cazort September 16, 2003

mothershitter

Rarely used curse word. Similar in use to motherfucker, but less caustic.

Mothershitter! Son of a...ass!

by cazort October 31, 2003

hogsounds

The sound of police sirens.

Do you hear hogsounds?

by cazort August 25, 2003

jackofspades

The best card in the deck. He is eating a popsicle.

But then he played the jackofspades.

by cazort November 13, 2003

giant uffleumps

Large uffleumps, typically eight times the size of uffleumps. They have a tough skin and move quickly in a bouncing motion. Many species of giant uffleumps are carnivorous and can be quite dangerous.

Oh no, it's a giant uffleump! Get out of the way!

by cazort August 27, 2003

barber king

The king of hearts, because we all know he's not stabbing himself in the head, but rather, just cutting his hair with his sword.

I would have been able to shoot the moon if I had just had the barber king in my hand.

by cazort November 13, 2003

old school

Anything that is from an earlier era and looked upon with high regard or respect. Can be used to refer to music, clothing, language, or anything really.

Client: We have three PC's running MS-Dos 6.
Consultant: Shi'...that's old school.

by cazort April 1, 2004