jackmoves

Creative and skillful maneuvers used to escape, either from someone chasing or stalking you, or from an awkward social situation.

The cops were onto me after I held up that convenience store, but I pulled jackmoves on them and got away.

by cazort August 27, 2003

RTFB

RTFB: An acronym for "(R)ide (T)he (B)us". You can tell your mother/teachers that the F stands for "fast", because we all know the bus is so fast.

You wanna know the best way downtown from here? Just RTFB.

by cazort September 09, 2003

wackness

The state of being wack. A measure of the degree to which someone or something is wack. Alternatively, an exclamation indicating a high degree of wackness in the general surroundings.

I sense wackness emanating from these emcees.

by cazort October 14, 2004

giant evil

The supermarket chain that calls itself "Giant Eagle".

I won't shop at Giant Evil because their produce is not fresh and their dairy goods are highly overpriced.

by cazort August 27, 2003

jack shit

Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.

I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.

by cazort June 02, 2005

Take the L

Stands for "Take the loss". Frequently used to describe flunking a test, being dumped, being stood up, being beaten up or robbed, or losing one's money in the stock market, gambling, or through exploitative business schemes.

I really took the L on that history exam.

by cazort August 25, 2003

pigsmith

A person that mechanically creates pigs, usually out of iron.

Our town has one of the best pigsmiths in all of Connecticut.

by cazort August 26, 2003