caz's definitions

mpft

mpft is a word i say when i am lost for words

what on mpft are you doing

by caz August 12, 2004

slore

A slutty whore who'll sleep with you anyway if it turns out you have no money.

The slore is out having sex with everyone; even Enron.

by caz March 18, 2003

High School mustache

Adj. 1. The mustache that appears usually on young men when starting to go through puberty. 2. Very thin mustache with thin fine hairs 3. Usually found on pale zit faced nerds, rednecks and Mexicans.

"The guy is 28 and only needs to shave once a month. At best he can get a high school mustache.

by Caz July 16, 2004

bampot

A fierce looking scottish guy called Alex.

"Och aye ya wee toaley-headed bampot ye, ..... och!"

by caz November 18, 2003

boo

A word that pisses me off very much. These days is an african-american term of affection like 'shorty'.

"Even when I'm with my boo, all I think about is you" Nelly ft Kelly Rowland - Dilemma.

by Caz November 6, 2004

cheuchter

A scottish guy with brown hair, blue eyes that drives a VW Golf called Alex. Also known as bampot or Toaley head and calls his chicks 'Moistie'. ........hmmmn nice!

"Come here and look at this wonderful vista Cheucter, but first let me pop some garlic in me gob first before I snog ya!"

by caz November 17, 2003

bo selecta

TV Show about taking the piss from celebrities. Stars Avid Merrion.

Craiiiiiig David!

Come on Kes! Let's go on the CRAIIIIIG DAVID tour bus!
Y'bastards!
I'm dead scary!
Tracy Shaw, she so sexy she makes me do a sex wee!

by Caz June 26, 2004