2 definitions by catdogla

January 1st

New year's! Also confess a secret to somebody day.

friend:yay its a new year new me!
friend 2: wait what?
friend: yeah, its January 1st
friend 2: hmmm who should i tell that i stole something...
friend: wh-

by catdogla September 25, 2021

Zoophile

Lonely weirdos who claim they are in a relationship with another species as an excuse for not getting any sex

someone: omg did you see lola she's such a weirdo and she's like obsessed with her dog...
someone 2: she's prolly a zoophile.

by catdogla January 16, 2022