catchingfire3's definitions

Dick Waffle

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.

1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!

by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen

1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly

by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019

Pepe Le Peej

Pepe Le Pew but he is part inverted Jeep

I am Pepe Le Peej, Mademoiselle. And i would like to take you dirt riding

by catchingfire3 August 3, 2019

Pooge

A mixture of splooge (sperm) and poop due to anal intercourse

Pronounced Pooj

I just pooged my pants bro!
Tmi dude.

by catchingfire3 April 3, 2020

Asshole

Something nobody can truly be because it is literally a hole. Unless they mean nothing to you friend wise.

My Asshole itches
You are such an Asshole

by catchingfire3 October 17, 2018

Gonoherpesyphilis

Pronounced gone-a-herp-a-sif-a-lis
Gonorrhea herpes and syphilis gotten from an unprotected orgy

Dude, I think I got Gonoherpesyphilis from that orgy

by catchingfire3 October 3, 2018

Idiation

Noun: The action of being stupid and/or sounding stupid

Just by saying idiation makes you stupid!
The man was performing an act of idiation
The idiation of this man is off the charts

by catchingfire3 February 3, 2018