catchingfire3's definitions

Dick Waffle

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.

1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!

by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

Wikipedia Paradox

1. An article on wikipedia talking about wikipedia and how it is not a reliable source for fact checking.

2. When a site disses itself for falsehoods and trolls

1. "Do not use wikipedia as a source of information for wikipedia"
2. Did you hear that Wikipedia outed itself as unreliable?
No.
Well I like to call it the Wikipedia Paradox

by catchingfire3 January 24, 2020

Peep

1) When you (male or female) pee and poop at the same time
2) catch a look at someone or something real quickly

1) Have you ever peeped your pants?
2) I had a little peep at the girl next door

by catchingfire3 October 15, 2020

Sward

Sweat made out of lard. Used by Richard Watterson in Amazing World of gumball. See also sweese

Gumball: What's wrong with your face?
Richard Watterson: it's Sward.
Darwin: What's that?

by catchingfire3 August 5, 2019

Schwenema

Anal Cleansing using Schweppes Ginger Ale

My girlfriend broke up with me after I convinced her to take a schwenema

by catchingfire3 October 14, 2020

Fart

A gaseous gas that comes from your gasshole

I like to fart
She ripped a nasty fart

by catchingfire3 October 17, 2018

Twatonomy

The whole expansive understanding/knowledge of a woman's genetalia and stupid people all in one

This book of twatonomy is an all in one guide to stupid people of the twat

by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020