Cunt licker

Someone who starts cunnilingus or licking of the vagina and when the female is about to climax/cum the guy/girl stops. Also an insult

Let me guess. You are getting a divorce for an accidental cunt licking.
Fucking cunt licker!

by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

Sploop

A mixture of splooge (ejaculate) and poop in the anal cavity thanks to anal

Me and my wife havent have sex in a while, but when she forgot to flush, I saw it was sploop

by catchingfire3 April 03, 2020

Twatocology

The studies of stupid people. not to be confused with twatology or twatonomy

This is a smart man for he has a master's degree in twatocology

by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020

Fart

A gaseous gas that comes from your gasshole

I like to fart
She ripped a nasty fart

by catchingfire3 October 17, 2018

Schwenema

Anal Cleansing using Schweppes Ginger Ale

My girlfriend broke up with me after I convinced her to take a schwenema

by catchingfire3 October 14, 2020

Dick Waffle

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.

1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!

by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

Slap happy crappy

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.

I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in

by catchingfire3 March 02, 2021