catchingfire3's definitions

Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen

1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly

by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019

Twizzle

1. To slap someone with Twizzlers™
2. To shove a Twizzlers™ up someone

1. My dad hit me with a bag of Twizzlers™!

Did your dad really twizzle you?! Thats gross!!
2. I'm gonna Twizzle you so hard

by catchingfire3 December 21, 2019

Peej

1) Jeep spelled backwards
2) Another way to say peed in a funny way
3) When in a Jeep and you feel the pee go the opposite way

1) Did you know that Jeep is peeJ backwards?
2) I just peej'd my pants
3) OWW!!

What dude?

I just peej'd

by catchingfire3 August 3, 2019

Pepe Le Peej

Pepe Le Pew but he is part inverted Jeep

I am Pepe Le Peej, Mademoiselle. And i would like to take you dirt riding

by catchingfire3 August 3, 2019

Peej Jangler

Another name for someone who masturbates.

1) Dude stop Jangling in front of me!
2) What are your plans this weekend?

Just going to Jangle my Peej

I KNEW IT! I'm friends wjth a Peej Jangler

by catchingfire3 August 4, 2019

Sward

Sweat made out of lard. Used by Richard Watterson in Amazing World of gumball. See also sweese

Gumball: What's wrong with your face?
Richard Watterson: it's Sward.
Darwin: What's that?

by catchingfire3 August 5, 2019

Sweese

A term used in Amazing World Of Gumball where Richard Watterson had to eat a burger from each Joyful Burger in Elmore when he had one too many burgers. Leading him to sweat lard and cheese
See also Sward

Gumball: Egh. What is that now?
Richard Watterson: Sweese.

by catchingfire3 August 9, 2019