carson's definitions

Secks

To have sex in a non sexual way

"oh baby i wanna secks you"
"give me 5 mins"
"kay"
"kay secks me up"
then the couple starts doing it with their clothes on

by carson December 13, 2004

street booger

someone who is always hanging out in the same place

Those assholes that are always down at the corner store

by Carson March 1, 2004

cahson

The name "Carson" when pronounced by a Bostonian.

"Cahson, siddown. Quit smilin'."

by Carson December 31, 2004

ooblyatta

An undescribable structure in shape, size, and proportion.

Person 1: "Hey! Look at that odd looking structure."
Person 2: "Oh chode monkey, don't ya know, thats an ooblyatta."

Person 1: "Mommy mommy I cut my poop lip on the ooblyatta."

by Carson December 6, 2004

good times

An interjection that is used when done with a reminecint story, the story can be good or bad, if bad you might be associated with a wiseass.

person 1 a.k.a. mike:remember that time tim's grandma died?
person 2 a.k.a. jim: yeah, good times.

by Carson December 17, 2004

blarney

1.A word akin to blarg meaning annoyance.

2. The proverbial gift of gab, as shown by the ancient celtics.

1. Blarney, I forgot to do that domn homework.

by Carson November 2, 2004

reddinger

1. An exceptionally stupid feline given to fits of random gay sounding yelling.

2. Exclamation made when one has just witnessed more stupidity in five seconds than one would normally be expected to experience in an entire lifetime.

1. Reddinger indicated strenuously and cacophonously that he did not want pickles or onions on his sandwich.

2. "Wha...REDDINGER! What the hell are you doing?!"

by Carson December 30, 2004