captain poopypants's definitions

gentlemen....

a way to let everyone know that what comes next will make you shit your pants. It is an attention grabber, and it shows that the shit has just hit the fan.

who is that guy? Gentlemen, Wade garrett! Holy shit! Exactly right!

by captain poopypants November 27, 2004

eye candy

a kick ass hair band featuring old, fat, balding men in their early 40's. They usually appear in ripped denim shorts, tank tops or belly shirts, and cowboy boots. Their vocals suck, but they look good. Formally in such bands as Silver Mullet and Piledriver. It is a supergroup that was formed when the high profile stars of Silver Mullet and Piledriver both broke up in the late 1990's. Featuring hit singles such as, Friends Forever, Don't Throw Stones, Gimme Back my mullets, Look at us we're eye candy, take a picture and stop staring, and there #1 single Mackin on girls down at Rizzo's saloon

I would do anything for two tickets to the Eye Candy concert, and I mean anything

by captain poopypants November 29, 2004

pain don't hurt

A very popular philosphy of NYU students regarding "natural causes" accidents in the workplace. A way to explain not using pain medication. usually said with a smirk, and topless.

You'll need some staples. No local antesthetic? Pain don't hurt.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

hurts don't it

During a fight this comment comes in handy as a way to show that you expected the unexpected and responded with a kick to the side of the attackers knee. It is usually after they call you dad.

OWWWWWW. Hurts don't it?

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

opinions vary

A saying used as a rebuttle for when someone voices their ideas about the type of individual you are, or the quality of your work.

I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck, but ah, you don't look like much to me. Opinions vary.

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

it was tails

a threat or grim reminder that you do not, and will not beat wesley. usaully written on looseleaf paper or a bar napkin and stabbed through tthe chest of your meho.

Hey, i said one beer. It was tails!

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick

A comeback during an argument or fight. Used to show who is the boss.

Come on dickless. I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004