Definitions by captain poopypants
there's always barber college
a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.
Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.
there's always barber college by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
gold plastic
a high class way of saying credit card. Usuallyy said when paying for cocktails at the bandstand. Usually a credit card golden in color symbolizing that it is a premium customer.
gold plastic by captain poopypants November 15, 2004
I think its time for you gentlemen to leave
A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside.
I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)
I think its time for you gentlemen to leave by captain poopypants November 15, 2004
ah know you
ah know you by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
don't throw stones
A very popular saying in Tampa, Florida, and Philadlephia, Pennsylvania. Means to not judge or comment on how others live their lives.
ran out of money, she ran out of bed, one more chance she said, if you love me baby pay the rent, don't throw stones you don't know. its not what ya say its what ya do, don't throw stones
don't throw stones by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
attitudes
attitudes by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
it was tails
a threat or grim reminder that you do not, and will not beat wesley. usaully written on looseleaf paper or a bar napkin and stabbed through tthe chest of your meho.
it was tails by captain poopypants November 13, 2004