captain poopypants's definitions

cooler

The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH

To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business. (editors note: Wade garrett is the best)

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

You're too stupid to have a good time!

A direct insult, a challenge to fight. A way to alienate or provoke Wesleys men.

Sorry we're closed. Then what are all these people doing here? Drinking and having a good time... Thats why we're here. You're too stupid to have a good time!

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

moosehead

A man who wears too much styling moose in his hair. A way to start a fight outside, not inside, a club. usually a pompous guy who has big hair, someone you thought would be "bigger"

Come on, I've always wanted to try you. Come on moosehead. Dickhead.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

pain don't hurt

A very popular philosphy of NYU students regarding "natural causes" accidents in the workplace. A way to explain not using pain medication. usually said with a smirk, and topless.

You'll need some staples. No local antesthetic? Pain don't hurt.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

hurts don't it

During a fight this comment comes in handy as a way to show that you expected the unexpected and responded with a kick to the side of the attackers knee. It is usually after they call you dad.

OWWWWWW. Hurts don't it?

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

saves time

used to explain why you carry such items as medical records.

Do you always carry your medical records? Saves Time

by captain poopypants November 11, 2004

skimming

A way that Pat takes money from the cashiers till and costs the club revenue. Usually means going through a bottle every thirty minutes, taking one out of every 8 drafts, and one out of every thirty shots. Roughly costs about $150 a night. Also known as a great way to consider it severance pay and to take the train.

Why did you fire the bartender pat? He was skimming.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004