captain poopypants's definitions

pain don't hurt

A very popular philosphy of NYU students regarding "natural causes" accidents in the workplace. A way to explain not using pain medication. usually said with a smirk, and topless.

You'll need some staples. No local antesthetic? Pain don't hurt.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

don't throw stones

A very popular saying in Tampa, Florida, and Philadlephia, Pennsylvania. Means to not judge or comment on how others live their lives.

ran out of money, she ran out of bed, one more chance she said, if you love me baby pay the rent, don't throw stones you don't know. its not what ya say its what ya do, don't throw stones

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.

Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

opinions vary

A saying used as a rebuttle for when someone voices their ideas about the type of individual you are, or the quality of your work.

I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck, but ah, you don't look like much to me. Opinions vary.

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

hurts don't it

During a fight this comment comes in handy as a way to show that you expected the unexpected and responded with a kick to the side of the attackers knee. It is usually after they call you dad.

OWWWWWW. Hurts don't it?

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

right boot

A statement that expresses concern over potentially violent patrons at at club. Usually followed by, "got it".

Right boot. Got it.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

meho

An affectionate name for a colleague, friend, or loved one.

Whats up Meho? Later meho.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004