captain poopypants's definitions

don't throw stones

A very popular saying in Tampa, Florida, and Philadlephia, Pennsylvania. Means to not judge or comment on how others live their lives.

ran out of money, she ran out of bed, one more chance she said, if you love me baby pay the rent, don't throw stones you don't know. its not what ya say its what ya do, don't throw stones

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.

Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

right boot

A statement that expresses concern over potentially violent patrons at at club. Usually followed by, "got it".

Right boot. Got it.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

pain don't hurt

A very popular philosphy of NYU students regarding "natural causes" accidents in the workplace. A way to explain not using pain medication. usually said with a smirk, and topless.

You'll need some staples. No local antesthetic? Pain don't hurt.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

opinions vary

A saying used as a rebuttle for when someone voices their ideas about the type of individual you are, or the quality of your work.

I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck, but ah, you don't look like much to me. Opinions vary.

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

gentlemen....

a way to let everyone know that what comes next will make you shit your pants. It is an attention grabber, and it shows that the shit has just hit the fan.

who is that guy? Gentlemen, Wade garrett! Holy shit! Exactly right!

by captain poopypants November 27, 2004

preppy

A stylish man who wears suits with the sleeves rooled up. Someone who hangs out with a nerd and a greasy jock. Someone who has converse hightops, bleached blonde hair, and who scams his principal every episode.

Where is kelly and Screech? They are with preppy at the Max.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004