captain poopypants's definitions
a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.
Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
Get the there's always barber collegemug. A very popular saying in Tampa, Florida, and Philadlephia, Pennsylvania. Means to not judge or comment on how others live their lives.
ran out of money, she ran out of bed, one more chance she said, if you love me baby pay the rent, don't throw stones you don't know. its not what ya say its what ya do, don't throw stones
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
Get the don't throw stonesmug. During a fight this comment comes in handy as a way to show that you expected the unexpected and responded with a kick to the side of the attackers knee. It is usually after they call you dad.
OWWWWWW. Hurts don't it?
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
Get the hurts don't itmug. after recieving a compliment it is a way of acknowledging the compliment and also informing everyone that you knew how great you are.
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
Get the exactly rightmug. a surprised reaction to giggling or unexplained questioning. Very popular in Jasper, and it is used when topless, after smoking a cigarette and stretching.
Ha ha ha. What is the joke? Its no joke, I just think I'm lookin at a dead man. It seems everywhere I go I hear that same joke.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
Get the what is the joke?mug. A very popular philosphy of NYU students regarding "natural causes" accidents in the workplace. A way to explain not using pain medication. usually said with a smirk, and topless.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
Get the pain don't hurtmug. They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
Get the don't eat the big white mintmug.