captain poopypants's definitions
During a fight this comment comes in handy as a way to show that you expected the unexpected and responded with a kick to the side of the attackers knee. It is usually after they call you dad.
OWWWWWW. Hurts don't it?
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
Get the hurts don't itmug. A saying used as a rebuttle for when someone voices their ideas about the type of individual you are, or the quality of your work.
I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck, but ah, you don't look like much to me. Opinions vary.
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
Get the opinions varymug. after recieving a compliment it is a way of acknowledging the compliment and also informing everyone that you knew how great you are.
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
Get the exactly rightmug. a surprised reaction to giggling or unexplained questioning. Very popular in Jasper, and it is used when topless, after smoking a cigarette and stretching.
Ha ha ha. What is the joke? Its no joke, I just think I'm lookin at a dead man. It seems everywhere I go I hear that same joke.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
Get the what is the joke?mug. a way to let everyone know that what comes next will make you shit your pants. It is an attention grabber, and it shows that the shit has just hit the fan.
by captain poopypants November 27, 2004
Get the gentlemen....mug. A stylish man who wears suits with the sleeves rooled up. Someone who hangs out with a nerd and a greasy jock. Someone who has converse hightops, bleached blonde hair, and who scams his principal every episode.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
Get the preppymug. a third party hired to "run the show". They have final say, and are basically hired as a consultant of such things as bar staff, security and bouncers, bar design, attitude, and alcohol. They have no affiliation with the club other than that they are there to striaghten up the mess. For a nice buick call....
by captain poopypants November 29, 2004
Get the coolermug.