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A theological discussion between a man and a woman which truns into the man comming out on top. 'Oh God! Yes! Oh God, please! ...'
by capngrumpy December 16, 2005
Get the dickscussionmug. (1) An overweight Tundra Wookie.
(2) Any woman who you pick up in an Alaskan bar who is beautiful form the neck up but looks like a knock-em-down doll from the neck down.
(2) Any woman who you pick up in an Alaskan bar who is beautiful form the neck up but looks like a knock-em-down doll from the neck down.
Roomie: Dude, did you go home with that chick from Ivorys last night?
Me: No, thank god, she was a Snow Cow.
Me: No, thank god, she was a Snow Cow.
by Capngrumpy February 3, 2006
Get the Snow Cowmug. me: Dude, I did not understand that guy with the suntan on the Whaler...
him: Dude, that was not a suntan, he was an Eskibro!
him: Dude, that was not a suntan, he was an Eskibro!
by capngrumpy December 13, 2005
Get the eskibromug. Describing a woman from interior/northern Alaska who lets all of her hair grow out and often has impaired bathing skills.
"Did you meet any chicks at the bar last night?"
"Nope, just a bunch of Tundra Wookies, they need a shaving and a bathing"
"Nope, just a bunch of Tundra Wookies, they need a shaving and a bathing"
by CapnGrumpy October 4, 2005
Get the tundra wookiemug. A person who professes superior self knowledge but really has only a limited and/or skewed grasp of any subject. These people often float from the bottom of the turd bowl in the form of a middle manager. Fuck-wit detection is fairly easy after about 30 seconds of conversation.
Me: "The problem is the third party vendor for product A, they are recalling their product from this particulat LOT"
Fuck-wit: "Well we are not buying from product A any more"
Me: "Um, well it is not their fault, their vendor is recalling the component"
Fuck-wit, "I can't understand the bad business practices of Product A that they would buy bad components"
Me: "Um, they did not buy bad components on purpose, that is why they are replacing the component for free"
Fuck-wit: "Well we are not buying from product A any more"
Me: "Um, well it is not their fault, their vendor is recalling the component"
Fuck-wit, "I can't understand the bad business practices of Product A that they would buy bad components"
Me: "Um, they did not buy bad components on purpose, that is why they are replacing the component for free"
by capngrumpy November 8, 2005
Get the fuck-witmug. An imported liquid that is available usually in Unleaded, Plus, and Super. The price of arab juice is determined by corrupt politicians.
by capngrumpy May 16, 2006
Get the Arab juicemug. by capngrumpy June 11, 2006
Get the klondykemug.