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by capngrumpy June 11, 2006
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Get the p.i.e. mug.An imported liquid that is available usually in Unleaded, Plus, and Super. The price of arab juice is determined by corrupt politicians.
by capngrumpy May 16, 2006
Get the Arab juice mug.(1) An overweight Tundra Wookie.
(2) Any woman who you pick up in an Alaskan bar who is beautiful form the neck up but looks like a knock-em-down doll from the neck down.
(2) Any woman who you pick up in an Alaskan bar who is beautiful form the neck up but looks like a knock-em-down doll from the neck down.
Roomie: Dude, did you go home with that chick from Ivorys last night?
Me: No, thank god, she was a Snow Cow.
Me: No, thank god, she was a Snow Cow.
by Capngrumpy February 3, 2006
Get the Snow Cow mug.A form of snowballing where the recipient of the snowball then deposits the output into the rectum of the ejaculator.
by Capngrumpy January 15, 2006
Get the drown the gerbil mug.The event that occurs when your sphincter and your stomach simultaneously contract so violently that you have to make the ill fated descision of whether you have to poop or vomit more at that moment. Inevitably you end up doing both at the same time which is so embarrassing that regardless of your age a call to you mom is placed.
Last night I drank so much that I ended vooping in my girlfriend's parent's toilet and tub. Twenty minutes later my mom showed up with a towel ... why won't she call back?
by capngrumpy January 1, 2006
Get the voop mug.ganker. (n). Referring to ones brown eye. More specifically, the ganker is the actual sphincter of the anus. Used to speak directly of the ganker.
After eating 25 three-mile-island hot wings at Hooters my ganker was sore the next morning.
Her ganker was sore the next morning after I Donkey Punched her.
Her ganker was sore the next morning after I Donkey Punched her.
by capngrumpy December 17, 2005
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