caitlin's definitions

rant

To suddenly give a long speech that usually results in rambling and repeating of nonsence.

I shall now tell you how awful rants are, they are the bain of humans. If rants were plentiful humans would become extinct! Extinct I say!! Humans also need to pick cherries with automated cherry pickers as this results in more plentiful harvests resulting in more people whos brains have been nourished by cherries and intelligent cherry nourished people are less likely to rant than those raised on blueberry farms, because they are subjected to blueberry fumes, and they are toxic, like non-toxic glue. Made of horse hooves. Horses can also help prevent rants as you cannot rant while riding a horse and you can't ride a horse if there aren't horses because they have all been made into non-toxic glue. Do you understand rants now?

by Caitlin April 1, 2005

kaleb

the greatest guy ever..... i love you kaleb

anyone would be lucky to have him

by Caitlin June 4, 2004

tee hee

When a girl gives guy head, and to "tee hee" is used as a code word so that no one finds out.

"I gave Bob tee hee last night."

by Caitlin June 17, 2004

craddle robber

Someone who has a wide age gap with someone they have sex with, or could be a pedophile

Joe's a sick freak, he had sex with a 12 year old when he was 17!

by Caitlin August 10, 2004

Jared Followill

Most coolest hillbilly guitarist for coolest hillbilly band (kings of leon)
Very hot, very cool and mine

Jared Followill is mine

by Caitlin February 28, 2004

shlep

1. the act of shlepping
2. walking while frumping
3. walking in a tired, dragging motion
4. laying around
5. anything else that floats ur boat

"Michele was so tired, she just shlept around the house"

by Caitlin March 10, 2003

sayeed

biggest pimp in the entire world, ladies man, rico suave, nicest guy ever, my lover.

Whoa look at all those girls! Sayeed must be around here somewhere.

by caitlin November 9, 2004