caitlin's definitions

lalopalooza

The incorrect way of spelling Lollapalooza.

Shortay4You: Man that party was a lalopalooza...
SmartAss: Dude, your stupid. Its Lollapalooza.
Shortay4You: Shut up! I didnt spell it that wrong dick wad!

by Caitlin May 9, 2004

745

Bang a nigga and run at 745 #sex #daddy

745 is like a one night stand

by Caitlin July 24, 2017

stumbleine

An amazing Smashing Pumpkins song

Britney Spears only wishes she could be half as brilliant as Billy Corgan to create something such as Stumbleine.

by caitlin April 17, 2005

slargelterfied

To be in a state of advanced lovesickness, for no person in particular, akin to horniness, but without the sexual connotation. Desiress of affection and love, though without a specific person in mind.

Sally was so slargelterfied that she married the first man who told her she was beautiful.

by Caitlin February 25, 2004

Y-Generation

the generation proceeding that which is commonly referred to as "X"

Kids from the Y-Generation are so inquisitive...they are always asking "Why?".

by Caitlin March 1, 2005

Julian Casablancas

the most hottest boy of the most hottest band with the sexiest voice imaginable....

That is so hot, It's Julian Casablancas

by Caitlin February 28, 2004

rant

To suddenly give a long speech that usually results in rambling and repeating of nonsence.

I shall now tell you how awful rants are, they are the bain of humans. If rants were plentiful humans would become extinct! Extinct I say!! Humans also need to pick cherries with automated cherry pickers as this results in more plentiful harvests resulting in more people whos brains have been nourished by cherries and intelligent cherry nourished people are less likely to rant than those raised on blueberry farms, because they are subjected to blueberry fumes, and they are toxic, like non-toxic glue. Made of horse hooves. Horses can also help prevent rants as you cannot rant while riding a horse and you can't ride a horse if there aren't horses because they have all been made into non-toxic glue. Do you understand rants now?

by Caitlin April 1, 2005