2 definitions by caca_huates

Paris Paralyzer

While your fucking a chick in her snatch, take a wooden sculpture of the Eiffel tower and shove it up her ass until her spine gets severed and she is paralyzed.

That hoe didn't pay me my money , so i gave her the paris paralyzer and now she in a fucking wheelchair.

by caca_huates April 20, 2009

Guatemalan Guillotine

When you stick a sharp object onto the end of your penis, then make a bitch deepthroat you until it cuts her throat.

This dumb bitch told me to give her the guatemalan guillotine, now she is dead of suffocation.

by caca_huates April 20, 2009