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"Could we change reality by suppressing, hiding, or extricating the Reality Maintaining Words?", asked Professor Spot Tricks. "How many RMWs are there anyway?" Asked Joe. "How many RMWs do you estimate there are", asked Dick. "How many RMWs do you estimate exist", asked Bernd. The instructor commended Bernd because "exist" is concise, whereas "there are" is prolix, and clarified that listing all the RMWs would exact mountains of time, so it is more likely that only an estimate, not a specific number, could be achieved. Then she asked the students, "And could we change reality by promoting the use of a different set of words?" "Yes", said most students. "What would you call those words?" "Reality Correcting Words", said Sally.
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The "Fictionpedia" had an entry for "goof gas," a gas which was dispersed by a special handgun Boris Badenov used in one of the "Rockie and Bullwinkle" cartoons. Cartoons are a big part of the Fictionpedia and may one day be part of a "Cartoonpedia."
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Intuitively , the graduate student sensed that getting a new next door neighbor who smokes was a PROBLEMTUNITY, but wasn't sure why. In the next few days and weeks he realized that seeing how fucked-up his neighbor was, addicted to nicotine and unable to quit smoking, and that man's other problemtunities, let the graduate student see how blessed he was to be healthy and living correctly. The opportunity the problemtunity presented him with is a chance to spend more time studying, because to prevent his new neighbor's cigarette smoke from entering his apartment through its main door he puts a blanket at the base of the door, and to not need to stick parts of the blanket in the cracks on the side of the door more than once-a-day, he stays at home more, dedicates more time to study, and is getting better grades.
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Because "aspartame," the chemical used to sweeten most chewing gums, is made from laboratory-created bacteria shit, chewing gum, as popular as it is, and as cool as some younger people think it is, is a manifestation and an infestation of common nonsense in the nation.
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Years after marrying his wife certain he had got ( convinced, conquered, seduced ) her, Ray Dalowahfa realized that the truth was that she had gotten him and in that way confirmed for himself that the male gets the female fallacy true.
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Georgia Dunkay's addiction to video games, her obesity, and seeming pessimism were her stupidity indicators.
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Get the stupidity indicator mug.To persuade a girl to let a man have sex with her, then sometime later—for some reason—leave her, thus intentionally or unintentionally indirectly forcing her to find another male and eventually other men to have sex with. To not whorize a girl a male can foresee what he would be doing by persuading her to have sex with him, knowing that sooner or later he would leave her and force her to become a slut.
The very handsome man decided to not even start seeing the girl who he thought flirted with him a few days ago, because believing she was a virgin, and knowing they would start soon start engaging in sexual intercourse, because he was planning to relocate to another city at the end of the summer, he foresaw that after he left she would probably find a different man to satisfy the habit of having sex and start jumping from man to man because she had been whorized.
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