busterboner's definitions

antorgasm

instead of seeing a good-looking potential sexual mate nude. It involves accidentally seeing an old relative, in-law, or strange aged person nude showing stretch marks, wrinkles, birthmarks, body hair and drooping body parts.

I just had an antorgasm, when I accidentally walked into the unlocked bathroom and saw your aunt Millie changing into her large bathing suit-I don't think I can eat again for at least a week.

by busterboner September 30, 2009

sweaty booty

just as the word indicates-sweat congregating on the rear end pants/skirt seat of a person. It comes from different ways, heat/humidity, obesity, sitting, working out, sex-but is usually only somewhat attractive when a person with a toned body dances so vigorously they get it over the course of an evening of partying.

Sue and Dan have strut their stuff so much tonight on the dance floor, that they both have earned a place in the sweaty booty hall of fame. Their riding home in your car later.

by busterboner October 12, 2009

gymstar

a usually male person that spends most of the waking hours pumping iron and socializing at the gym.

Brad is a real gymstar-he's here more than the manager. I think he just likes showing off those sweaty, ripped muscles to everyone constantly.

by busterboner October 21, 2009

facesquatted

A person that enforces their dominant role in sex by squatting over the face of their laying down partner to receive oral sex.

I had a great time with Suzie last night -she is into the Femdom role with me these days and facesquatted me until she orgasmed three times-my tongue is still sore.

by busterboner November 27, 2009

duey

a slang term for a DUI (driving under the influence) or DWI (driving while intoxicated) over the limit of 0.08 (in most states) or higher-blood alcohol content by breath-a-lyzer machine and/or a failed field sobriety (coordination) test administered by the police officer pulling over a suspect.

dude, come bail me out of jail because I got busted with a duey coming home from the rock concert!

by busterboner November 3, 2010

blue-eyed devil

a pseudo-racist slur about white people-similar to whitey, whiteboy, cracker, red-neck, white-trash, honkey, etc. However, since it is directed at white people it is by definition not a racial slur, but can be said freely by Persident Barack Obama, Rev. Al Sharpton, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Carlos Mencia, George Lopez, Geraldo Rivera, NAACP, LULAC, etc. without anybody calling them on it.

yo Javier-the damn blue-eyed devil boss Preston didn't give us that quarterly raise or bonus he done promised us in our paychecks for all of our back-breaking hard work. Somebody's mint Jaguar is gonna get keyed all up tonight , Holmes! hehe

by busterboner May 26, 2010