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instead of seeing a good-looking potential sexual mate nude. It involves accidentally seeing an old relative, in-law, or strange aged person nude showing stretch marks, wrinkles, birthmarks, body hair and drooping body parts.
I just had an antorgasm, when I accidentally walked into the unlocked bathroom and saw your aunt Millie changing into her large bathing suit-I don't think I can eat again for at least a week.
by busterboner September 30, 2009
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Get the parking lot stinker mug.a person that crashes on your couch or somewhere in your dwelling uninvited-usually after a night of heavy partying.
I awoke this morning to find Judy's new friend, Phil being a free-bunker again at my apartment with stale beer breath.
by busterboner August 28, 2009
Get the free-bunker mug.a male or female doctor that barely speaks, but makes you drop your drawers and looks in your most private of areas even if you came in for a sore throat.
that's the last time I see Dr. K-Y for a while, last time I went in the clinic for a cough and I coughed alright-with a finger stuck up my pooper.
by busterboner August 29, 2009
Get the Dr. K-Y mug.A person that enforces their dominant role in sex by squatting over the face of their laying down partner to receive oral sex.
I had a great time with Suzie last night -she is into the Femdom role with me these days and facesquatted me until she orgasmed three times-my tongue is still sore.
by busterboner November 27, 2009
Get the facesquatted mug.a crumb, piece of lint from kleenex, small dry snot, or who's know's what that is stuck in one's nostril hair without them knowing of it hopefully. It is usually a disstraction to talk to someone with this condition especially while eating.
I almost kissed Sabrina during our first dinner date last night, except she had a major nosty going on and also some onion and garlic breath during dessert.
by busterboner April 13, 2010
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