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antorgasm

instead of seeing a good-looking potential sexual mate nude. It involves accidentally seeing an old relative, in-law, or strange aged person nude showing stretch marks, wrinkles, birthmarks, body hair and drooping body parts.
I just had an antorgasm, when I accidentally walked into the unlocked bathroom and saw your aunt Millie changing into her large bathing suit-I don't think I can eat again for at least a week.
by busterboner September 30, 2009
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Dr. K-Y

a male or female doctor that barely speaks, but makes you drop your drawers and looks in your most private of areas even if you came in for a sore throat.
that's the last time I see Dr. K-Y for a while, last time I went in the clinic for a cough and I coughed alright-with a finger stuck up my pooper.
by busterboner August 29, 2009
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knee to the balls

Similar to a kick in the groin. An event in which a woman shows dominance/superiority over a man.
That muff-diver Peg beat me out for the manager position at work what a knee to the balls. I might as well quit or get on my knees.
by busterboner September 5, 2009
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tard mobile

an old school, big boat, gas-guzzling station-wagon that is embarrassing to be seen driving or riding in. Many people wear a disguise if they have to ride in one.
I saw your mom pick you up at the movies Saturday night with the tard mobile, just as you were about to get that chick's phone number-that sucks!
by busterboner August 29, 2009
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brokeback mountie

a usually masculine member of any military, fraternity or law enforcement agency that is such a hard-ass, dickhead that heterosexual people under their command become temporarily sexually uninhibited and submissive in their presence as a way to show allegiance.
Lt. Fisher enjoyed seeing me scrub the latrine floor in my boxers today-he's a real brokeback mountie!
by busterboner August 29, 2009
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sweaty booty

just as the word indicates-sweat congregating on the rear end pants/skirt seat of a person. It comes from different ways, heat/humidity, obesity, sitting, working out, sex-but is usually only somewhat attractive when a person with a toned body dances so vigorously they get it over the course of an evening of partying.
Sue and Dan have strut their stuff so much tonight on the dance floor, that they both have earned a place in the sweaty booty hall of fame. Their riding home in your car later.
by busterboner October 12, 2009
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