busterboner's definitions
When one is so hammered (drunk) on drinking large quantiies of Jack Daniels' Whiskey that they don't even know their own name.
Good thing Ray was brought back to the motel last night by his friends, because after drinking a pint of JD he was totally jack-hammered.
by busterboner February 8, 2010
Get the [Jack-hammered]mug. instead of seeing a good-looking potential sexual mate nude. It involves accidentally seeing an old relative, in-law, or strange aged person nude showing stretch marks, wrinkles, birthmarks, body hair and drooping body parts.
I just had an antorgasm, when I accidentally walked into the unlocked bathroom and saw your aunt Millie changing into her large bathing suit-I don't think I can eat again for at least a week.
by busterboner September 30, 2009
Get the antorgasmmug. a prominent, often perpetual perspiration beaded on a person's forehead while they live or stay in The Southern U.S. States because of heat and humidity. This looks cool and adds character to a blues singer but can be gross for anybody else.
by busterboner August 28, 2009
Get the southern glazemug. After the legendary musician Eric Clapton. A stud that makes magic with his hands and mouth when with a woman. A true Clapton can make a snobby, stuck-up woman turn into warm butter in mere seconds.
by busterboner August 28, 2009
Get the claptonmug. a person that crashes on your couch or somewhere in your dwelling uninvited-usually after a night of heavy partying.
I awoke this morning to find Judy's new friend, Phil being a free-bunker again at my apartment with stale beer breath.
by busterboner August 28, 2009
Get the free-bunkermug. A person that enforces their dominant role in sex by squatting over the face of their laying down partner to receive oral sex.
I had a great time with Suzie last night -she is into the Femdom role with me these days and facesquatted me until she orgasmed three times-my tongue is still sore.
by busterboner November 27, 2009
Get the facesquattedmug.