27 definitions by busterboner

a person that quickly steals the parking spot you have been waiting for.
That parking lot stinker just snagged the best spot in the whole lot after I waited 15 minutes.
by busterboner September 4, 2009
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Sinking at least 2 effervescent Alka-Seltzer tablets in carbonated/fizzy seltzer water/club soda/soda water as an old-school hangover relief remedy.
Bob got so loaded last night at the party, I just saw him doing a double seltzer-drop in the break room.
by busterboner August 29, 2009
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Similar to a kick in the groin. An event in which a woman shows dominance/superiority over a man.
That muff-diver Peg beat me out for the manager position at work what a knee to the balls. I might as well quit or get on my knees.
by busterboner September 6, 2009
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Misspelling of barbecue-food marinated meat cooked usually outside on a hot grill. Also erroneously called barbeque by dumbasses/Southerners and lazy spellers.
I'm fixin' to git me some Bar-B-Q Y'all! Who's all comin' with?
by busterboner September 6, 2009
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a pseudo-racist slur about white people-similar to whitey, whiteboy, cracker, red-neck, white-trash, honkey, etc. However, since it is directed at white people it is by definition not a racial slur, but can be said freely by Persident Barack Obama, Rev. Al Sharpton, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Carlos Mencia, George Lopez, Geraldo Rivera, NAACP, LULAC, etc. without anybody calling them on it.
yo Javier-the damn blue-eyed devil boss Preston didn't give us that quarterly raise or bonus he done promised us in our paychecks for all of our back-breaking hard work. Somebody's mint Jaguar is gonna get keyed all up tonight , Holmes! hehe
by busterboner May 25, 2010
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what happens when a Native American (Indian) male gets an erection seeing a female in his tribe husking corn.
Chief got big tipee for squaw.
by busterboner August 30, 2009
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a crumb, piece of lint from kleenex, small dry snot, or who's know's what that is stuck in one's nostril hair without them knowing of it hopefully. It is usually a disstraction to talk to someone with this condition especially while eating.
I almost kissed Sabrina during our first dinner date last night, except she had a major nosty going on and also some onion and garlic breath during dessert.
by busterboner April 14, 2010
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