bustapost's definitions

Constitutional Amendment

A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.

“Dude, were you going?”

“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”

“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”

by bustapost October 14, 2023

Shitcoin

What Bitcoin will be remembered as after the flash-crash run occurs following a massive realization that it’s worthless.

See that guy over there in the refrigerator box? Lost everything in the shitcoin crash of 2018.

by bustapost April 21, 2018

Raskin Doctrine

What’s good for the goose, ain’t for the gander

By the Raskin Doctrine, Maxine Waters is an angel!

by bustapost February 13, 2021

plain white rapper

Really, I mean really bad hip hop music purveyors.

Bad music comes in a plain white rapper.

by bustapost December 19, 2017

mehmeh

the lint and other items found in the human bellybutton. Synonym for bellybutton lint

Dude, I'm going to make mehmeh cookies.

by bustapost October 9, 2008

ketanjilogical

When you defer to comment on a topic because you’re not an expert. Although it has been done for decades, it finally needed it’s own word when Ketanji Brown Jackson busted out the birthing person of all ketanjilogical answers:

Senator: “Can you define what a women is?”
KBJ: “Um, I dunno, I ain’t no biologist”

Other famous user:

Captain Kirk: “Bones, can you fix the transgobulator in time to save him?”
Bones: “I’m a doctor, not an engineer!”

The doctor gave a very ketanjilogical response to a simple question.

by bustapost April 2, 2022

The Thing

Another name for the Declaration of Independence, used exclusively by a senile Joe Biden

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women created by- go- you know- you know, THE THING...”

by bustapost November 1, 2020