bustapost's definitions

kludgebucket

poorly designed, thown together computer hardware and/or software, comprised of odds and ends of other pieces of hardware and/or software, and barely capable of performing the task(s) for which it was created.

"The old PC she uses to control the lighting in her home is a real kludgebucket."

by bustapost October 8, 2008

mehmeh

the lint and other items found in the human bellybutton. Synonym for bellybutton lint

Dude, I'm going to make mehmeh cookies.

by bustapost October 9, 2008

eye-eye

Colloquial, form of eye crap, the crusy and/or gooey jism that forms in the corner(s) of your eye(s) overnight, at least some times. Not often, but usually after a wild evening. Can be dangerous to rub upon awakeining, you can scratch your cornea. A close relative of mehmeh

I woke up with a serious case of eye-eye. I'm going to knit some mehmeh stockings and make some eye-eye cookies.

by bustapost February 25, 2009

plain white rapper

Really, I mean really bad hip hop music purveyors.

Bad music comes in a plain white rapper.

by bustapost December 19, 2017

Shitcoin

What Bitcoin will be remembered as after the flash-crash run occurs following a massive realization that it’s worthless.

See that guy over there in the refrigerator box? Lost everything in the shitcoin crash of 2018.

by bustapost April 21, 2018

The Thing

Another name for the Declaration of Independence, used exclusively by a senile Joe Biden

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women created by- go- you know- you know, THE THING...”

by bustapost November 1, 2020

Badakathcare

It’s a form of healthcare coverage that Joe Biden believes he and Barack think you have a right to have.

“Donald Trump thinks health care is a privilege, Barack and I think it’s a right to have badakathcare.”

by bustapost November 2, 2020