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Constitutional Amendment

A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.
“Dude, were you going?”

“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”

“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”
by bustapost October 14, 2023
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Recession

What ever Turnip Brains says it is (with President Xi’s permission of course).
“We’re not in a recession. Just use your phonograph and look it up on the wikipedophile.” - Turnip Brains, July, 2022.
by bustapost July 29, 2022
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ketanjilogical

When you defer to comment on a topic because you’re not an expert. Although it has been done for decades, it finally needed it’s own word when Ketanji Brown Jackson busted out the birthing person of all ketanjilogical answers:

Senator: “Can you define what a women is?”
KBJ: “Um, I dunno, I ain’t no biologist

Other famous user:

Captain Kirk: “Bones, can you fix the transgobulator in time to save him?”
Bones: “I’m a doctor, not an engineer!”
The doctor gave a very ketanjilogical response to a simple question.
by bustapost April 2, 2022
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Woman

Joe Biden promises to nominate a black woman for the Supreme Court.
by bustapost March 23, 2022
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Raskin Doctrine

What’s good for the goose, ain’t for the gander
By the Raskin Doctrine, Maxine Waters is an angel!
by bustapost February 13, 2021
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Badakathcare

It’s a form of healthcare coverage that Joe Biden believes he and Barack think you have a right to have.
Donald Trump thinks health care is a privilege, Barack and I think it’s a right to have badakathcare.”
by bustapost November 2, 2020
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The Thing

Another name for the Declaration of Independence, used exclusively by a senile Joe Biden
"We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women created by- go- you know- you know, THE THING...”
by bustapost November 1, 2020
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