"We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women created by- go- you know- you know, THE THING...”
by bustapost November 01, 2020
Get the The Thingmug. by bustapost February 13, 2021
Get the Raskin Doctrinemug. A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.
“Dude, were you going?”
“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”
“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”
“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”
“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”
by bustapost October 14, 2023
Get the Constitutional Amendmentmug. What Bitcoin will be remembered as after the flash-crash run occurs following a massive realization that it’s worthless.
by bustapost April 21, 2018
Get the Shitcoinmug. Yet another euphemism for masturbation, self-coined in October 2020 by Jeffery Toobin while on a Zoom call with his closest colleagues. Oh yeah, he didn’t realize he was still on the call when he decided it was time to rub one out.
by bustapost October 19, 2020
Get the Toobinmug. “We’re not in a recession. Just use your phonograph and look it up on the wikipedophile.” - Turnip Brains, July, 2022.
by bustapost July 29, 2022
Get the Recessionmug. When you defer to comment on a topic because you’re not an expert. Although it has been done for decades, it finally needed it’s own word when Ketanji Brown Jackson busted out the birthing person of all ketanjilogical answers:
Senator: “Can you define what a women is?”
KBJ: “Um, I dunno, I ain’t no biologist”
Other famous user:
Captain Kirk: “Bones, can you fix the transgobulator in time to save him?”
Bones: “I’m a doctor, not an engineer!”
Senator: “Can you define what a women is?”
KBJ: “Um, I dunno, I ain’t no biologist”
Other famous user:
Captain Kirk: “Bones, can you fix the transgobulator in time to save him?”
Bones: “I’m a doctor, not an engineer!”
by bustapost April 02, 2022
Get the ketanjilogicalmug.