14 definitions by bustapost

When you defer to comment on a topic because you’re not an expert. Although it has been done for decades, it finally needed it’s own word when Ketanji Brown Jackson busted out the birthing person of all ketanjilogical answers:

Senator: “Can you define what a women is?”
KBJ: “Um, I dunno, I ain’t no biologist”

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Captain Kirk: “Bones, can you fix the transgobulator in time to save him?”
Bones: “I’m a doctor, not an engineer!”
The doctor gave a very ketanjilogical response to a simple question.
by bustapost April 2, 2022
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A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.
“Dude, were you going?”

“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
Say what?”

“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”
by bustapost October 14, 2023
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poorly designed, thown together computer hardware and/or software, comprised of odds and ends of other pieces of hardware and/or software, and barely capable of performing the task(s) for which it was created.
"The old PC she uses to control the lighting in her home is a real kludgebucket."
by bustapost August 14, 2008
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It's what happens backstage at the 53rd annual Grammy Awards. It's very similar to "darist darison", but much, much heavier I'm afraid. Always singular - there are no known cases of multiple burtations. (Etymology - created by Serene Branson, CBS LA news reporter.)
Well a very very heaveh - uh - heavy burtation tonight. We had a very darist darison, by, let's go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet.
by bustapost February 24, 2011
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What ever Turnip Brains says it is (with President Xi’s permission of course).
“We’re not in a recession. Just use your phonograph and look it up on the wikipedophile.” - Turnip Brains, July, 2022.
by bustapost July 29, 2022
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It’s a form of healthcare coverage that Joe Biden believes he and Barack think you have a right to have.
“Donald Trump thinks health care is a privilege, Barack and I think it’s a right to have badakathcare.”
by bustapost November 3, 2020
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Colloquial, form of eye crap, the crusy and/or gooey jism that forms in the corner(s) of your eye(s) overnight, at least some times. Not often, but usually after a wild evening. Can be dangerous to rub upon awakeining, you can scratch your cornea. A close relative of mehmeh
I woke up with a serious case of eye-eye. I'm going to knit some mehmeh stockings and make some eye-eye cookies.
by bustapost October 22, 2008
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