bustapost's definitions

The Thing

Another name for the Declaration of Independence, used exclusively by a senile Joe Biden

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women created by- go- you know- you know, THE THING...”

by bustapost November 1, 2020

Woman

I don’t know. I’m not a biologist.

Joe Biden promises to nominate a black woman for the Supreme Court.

by bustapost March 23, 2022

kludgebucket

poorly designed, thown together computer hardware and/or software, comprised of odds and ends of other pieces of hardware and/or software, and barely capable of performing the task(s) for which it was created.

"The old PC she uses to control the lighting in her home is a real kludgebucket."

by bustapost October 8, 2008

plain white rapper

Really, I mean really bad hip hop music purveyors.

Bad music comes in a plain white rapper.

by bustapost December 19, 2017

Badakathcare

It’s a form of healthcare coverage that Joe Biden believes he and Barack think you have a right to have.

“Donald Trump thinks health care is a privilege, Barack and I think it’s a right to have badakathcare.”

by bustapost November 2, 2020

Recession

What ever Turnip Brains says it is (with President Xi’s permission of course).

“We’re not in a recession. Just use your phonograph and look it up on the wikipedophile.” - Turnip Brains, July, 2022.

by bustapost July 29, 2022

Toobin

Yet another euphemism for masturbation, self-coined in October 2020 by Jeffery Toobin while on a Zoom call with his closest colleagues. Oh yeah, he didn’t realize he was still on the call when he decided it was time to rub one out.

Don’t bother me, I’m in front of the laptop Toobin it.

by bustapost October 19, 2020