bustapost's definitions

The Thing

Another name for the Declaration of Independence, used exclusively by a senile Joe Biden

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women created by- go- you know- you know, THE THING...”

by bustapost November 1, 2020

Constitutional Amendment

A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.

“Dude, were you going?”

“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”

“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”

by bustapost October 14, 2023

Raskin Doctrine

What’s good for the goose, ain’t for the gander

By the Raskin Doctrine, Maxine Waters is an angel!

by bustapost February 13, 2021

Shitcoin

What Bitcoin will be remembered as after the flash-crash run occurs following a massive realization that it’s worthless.

See that guy over there in the refrigerator box? Lost everything in the shitcoin crash of 2018.

by bustapost April 21, 2018

Woman

I don’t know. I’m not a biologist.

Joe Biden promises to nominate a black woman for the Supreme Court.

by bustapost March 23, 2022

kludgebucket

poorly designed, thown together computer hardware and/or software, comprised of odds and ends of other pieces of hardware and/or software, and barely capable of performing the task(s) for which it was created.

"The old PC she uses to control the lighting in her home is a real kludgebucket."

by bustapost October 8, 2008

burtation

It's what happens backstage at the 53rd annual Grammy Awards. It's very similar to "darist darison", but much, much heavier I'm afraid. Always singular - there are no known cases of multiple burtations. (Etymology - created by Serene Branson, CBS LA news reporter.)

Well a very very heaveh - uh - heavy burtation tonight. We had a very darist darison, by, let's go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet.

by bustapost March 10, 2011