bumerhoomorr34's definitions

Nerd

The opposite of a geek. Someone you don't want to be since they often don't follow the rule of K.I.S.S .

"If you can't explain it, you don't know it well enough." ~Albert Einstein

Nerd: *overexplains something that could be shortened easily, or says a subtle insult/joke that only 1% will get and 99% will just say "what" and laugh at the nerd trying so hard to make sense or be taken seriously*

Geek: Nerd. Keep It Simple Stupid.

by bumerhoomorr34 March 8, 2021

Biased

A real hard word to say without making an ass of yourself. It's a word used to describe someone who's being an ass at the victim for having a different opinion than them. A way of using this properly would be to say it if the person calls you for being an ass, when others think you're an okay ass to butt asses with.

But when the ass spews out something along the lines of "Shooting games suck" or "Gays should be crucified", that is just the flat and used ass trying to get attention that its related asses from its father and mother never gave. Asses should know the difference between biased and opinion shoving.

The factor in using this is in the subject of the conversation.

Person 1: You're so annoying dude.
Person 2: Not what your other friend said. Damn you biased.

Person 1: RPGs are so lame.
Person 2: Biased.
Person 3: Biased for having a different opinion on role playing games? You're an idiot.

by bumerhoomorr34 May 20, 2019

Baby games

When you play easygoing games like Skyrim, The Sims or Babysitter Simulator 2019. But you don't play such games that require a lot of practice, reflex and a competitive (sometimes toxic)mindset like Battlefield, Dark Souls or Madden 20. Basically another way of calling someone a casual without the actual direct insult.

xXEdge_Lord_666Xx: yo dog wut gams u plae?
Turd_McGee: i plae minecraft
xXEdgyLordXx: y u play baby games?
Turd_McGee: y nut?

by bumerhoomorr34 December 23, 2019

hate boner

When your hatred for someone is so high and you feel compelled to express it so frequently, it starts to become suggestive and borderline awkward. It is especially weird if it's over such a trivial reason as well and you do nothing but express your hate for the person every time they're around or even thought of.

Hate erected manchild: bruh, i srsly hate ur guts, jus fuk off!
Normal man: da fuq? wut did i even do to u?
Hate erected manchild: u no exactly wut u did, fgt!
Normal man: no i dont lol, calm ur hate boner

by bumerhoomorr34 June 10, 2021

Quack

A more simpler and more generalization of the term is when someone starts explaining the formula of e equals mc squared, when nobody even asked for it and/or cares. Basically someone who never shuts up about anything medical, technological, biological, historical, logical, how great a movie is, how great a game is, why someone is so cool, alright alright, you get the point.

Major Zero: She was originally named Quack.
Naked Snake: Because she never shuts up.
Major Zero: Yes, that's exactly it.
Paramedic: No it's not. Snake tell him.
Naked Snake: ...Gotta go.

by bumerhoomorr34 May 9, 2021

hate boner

When your hatred towards someone or something is so much and so obsessive, it's rather suggestive and often times freaky and unhealthy.

Person 1: I fucking hate your guts dude!
Person 2: ...bruh, get over your hate boner already. It's been a full year.

by bumerhoomorr34 January 27, 2021

Schrödinger's Douchebag

While it formally has to involve an offensive topic, it is expanded upon people who try way too hard to make something land, but based upon the reaction of the audience, they'll say it's a joke as their form of copium to make up for their lack of spanking they received in their childhood.

Person 1: iT's A jOk lOlOlOl
Person 2: bruh, sniff more copium n quit bein a Schrödinger's Douchebag
Person 1: fuk u, sussy baka
Person 2: ngl, thats kinda cringe

by bumerhoomorr34 June 19, 2021