bumbleclot's definitions

the poopy dance

occurs when you have to take a shit but there is no restroom nearby. therefore you end up dancing around while prairie dogging, trying to hold the turd at bay.

i had to do the poopy dance for fifteen minutes in the mall before i could find a restroom.

by bumbleclot January 2, 2009

sunflower seeds

something that all blue collar workers love to eat.

frequently heard at the jobsite: "you guys want some sunflower seeds?"

by bumbleclot January 13, 2009

BUFF

big ugly fat fuck.

from now on, scott will be referred to as BUFF.

by bumbleclot February 4, 2009

blue collar

Blue collar does NOT simply refer to working class people. Blue collar workers are working class people whose jobs consist of MANUAL labor.

A white collar worker may also be a member of the working class. In some cases white collar workers make less money than blue collar workers.

Construction laborers are blue collar workers.

by bumbleclot May 14, 2009

Biw Cahr

Bill Cowher, former coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, pronounced in pittsburghese.

Biw Cahr used ta coach da Stiwwers

by bumbleclot January 12, 2009

ranger

1. A compact pickup truck produced by Ford. Probably one of the shittiest, most cheaply made trucks money can buy.

2. An "elite" U.S. Army infantryman. Rangers pride themselves in physical stamina, but they are not the sharpest crayons in the box. NOT the same thing as Special Forces.

My ranger broke down again today.

Rangers can road march for 30 miles, but can't read.

by bumbleclot May 7, 2009

gommed

Being accosted to do a loathsome, undesirable task at work.

Guy #1: Where's John? It's 5:00.
Guy #2: He was gommed.

by bumbleclot February 17, 2009