bumbleclot's definitions

googow

"Google" as pronounced in Pittsburgh (see Pittsburghese).

Yinzer #1: How many superbows did da Stiwwers win?
Yinzer #2: I dunno. Googow it.

by bumbleclot July 19, 2010

maths

How people outside of the U.S. refer to mathematics.

Crikey! I bloody hate maths, mate!

by bumbleclot May 5, 2009

big balls

when something is a pain in the ass, it's "big balls". italian-american slang.

this job is big balls.

by bumbleclot December 17, 2008

closet hottie

A person whose extreme hottness is kept discreetly hidden (usually by modest clothing).

I had no idea that girl was such a closet hottie. She was hiding that body under that baggy sweatshirt all winter.

by bumbleclot December 1, 2009

premature ejaculation inducer

a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.

much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.

by bumbleclot July 11, 2006

St. Patrick's Day

The one day of the year when it is socially acceptable to be shitfaced during the day, whether you're at school, work, etc.

Normally I would not go to class drunk at 9:00am, but it's St. Patrick's Day.

by bumbleclot March 17, 2010

the poopy dance

occurs when you have to take a shit but there is no restroom nearby. therefore you end up dancing around while prairie dogging, trying to hold the turd at bay.

i had to do the poopy dance for fifteen minutes in the mall before i could find a restroom.

by bumbleclot January 2, 2009