bumbleclot's definitions

big balls

when something is a pain in the ass, it's "big balls". italian-american slang.

this job is big balls.

by bumbleclot December 17, 2008

yumping yack

"Jumping jack" as pronounced by Mexican laborers who don't speak good English. A jumping jack is a hand operated piece of equipment that compacts soil at a construction site.

Boss said to use the yumping yack on dees dirt over here

by bumbleclot June 11, 2009

googow

"Google" as pronounced in Pittsburgh (see Pittsburghese).

Yinzer #1: How many superbows did da Stiwwers win?
Yinzer #2: I dunno. Googow it.

by bumbleclot July 19, 2010

mosquito wings

Humorous slang term for private's stripes in the U.S. Army. Mosquito wings signify a rank of E-2, whereas no stripes signify a rank of E-1.

A soldier typically receives his/her mosquito wings after 6 months of active duty.

by bumbleclot April 1, 2009

maths

How people outside of the U.S. refer to mathematics.

Crikey! I bloody hate maths, mate!

by bumbleclot May 5, 2009

premature ejaculation inducer

a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.

much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.

by bumbleclot July 11, 2006

gommed

Being accosted to do a loathsome, undesirable task at work.

Guy #1: Where's John? It's 5:00.
Guy #2: He was gommed.

by bumbleclot February 17, 2009