bumbleclot's definitions

side straddle hop

U.S. Army term for jumping jacks.

Drill Sergeant: You're going to do the side straddle hop until you puke.

by bumbleclot May 20, 2009

the poopy dance

occurs when you have to take a shit but there is no restroom nearby. therefore you end up dancing around while prairie dogging, trying to hold the turd at bay.

i had to do the poopy dance for fifteen minutes in the mall before i could find a restroom.

by bumbleclot January 2, 2009

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface

What Phillip calls Terrence in the South
Park movie.

Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

by bumbleclot February 12, 2009

pennsylvania

like most states, pennsylvania has two large cities and the rest is dotted with small hick towns.

the four seasons in pennsylvania are:

1. almost winter
2. winter
3. still winter
4. construction

where else but pennsylvania can you freeze to death in the winter and die of heat stroke in the summer?

by bumbleclot July 19, 2006

the economy

the reason why you lost your job, your 401k was wiped out, you don't have health care, your wife left you, and your dog died. there should be a country song about it.

why am i eating ramen noodles for dinner every day? the economy, man. the economy.

by bumbleclot January 30, 2009

4chan

an overrated and hyped-up website, 4chan mostly consists of a bunch of dorks (who are all anonymous since there are no registered usernames) posting boring pictures of anime and naked chicks.

after reading the top definition on urban dictionary, i thought i was going to be awestruck by 4chan. instead i discovered it to be lame and uninteresting.

by bumbleclot February 12, 2009

gommed

Being accosted to do a loathsome, undesirable task at work.

Guy #1: Where's John? It's 5:00.
Guy #2: He was gommed.

by bumbleclot February 17, 2009