10 definitions by bullshitzer
What one does when looking in the rear view mirror while driving and notices something hanging from their nose.
I checked the mirror to change lanes and there was the grossest thing hanging out from my nose so I did a quick pick and flick to get rid of it.
by bullshitzer August 5, 2010
People on the beach who when you see from behind can ruin your day because there swimsuits and butts are the wrong size for each other.
by bullshitzer June 9, 2010
Instructor: Hello and welcome to Tech Sex Ed 101 where if you don't learn anything else you will at the very least learn to always use a surge protector.
by bullshitzer July 4, 2010
Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.
Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.
Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.
by bullshitzer June 21, 2010
The vague and unobtainable goals of a company or organization used by management to explain what the company or organization and they themselves do.
After months of meetings and repeated drafts they thought their new Mission Statement was perfectly clear, only problem was it really had nothing to do with what they did.
by bullshitzer June 2, 2010
BOB: Soon I'll never forget anything again.
Burt: And why is that?
Bob: After watching this infomercial on TV last night I ordered the Memory Enhancer and because I was one of the first thousand callers I get not one but two pads of paper and two sharpened #2 pencils.
Burt: And why is that?
Bob: After watching this infomercial on TV last night I ordered the Memory Enhancer and because I was one of the first thousand callers I get not one but two pads of paper and two sharpened #2 pencils.
by bullshitzer June 22, 2010
Husband: I can't find the other half of my new pair of red socks, where did it go?
Wife: It probably sought refuge at the sockuary.
Wife: It probably sought refuge at the sockuary.
by bullshitzer June 29, 2010