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pubic option

When I took of Beth's panties last night looking for a landing strip, I discovered she had taken the pubic option. It was way too overgrown.
by bullet88 August 19, 2009
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skank posse

Tiger Woods' loose collection of bar maids, massage therapists', low rent escorts and cocktail waitresses.
Tigers skank posse have gotten together and formed a union to receive more public coverage and lower the cost of their STD treatments
by bullet88 January 14, 2010
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squeezing the iguana

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.
by bullet88 January 10, 2009
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table grade

a middle age woman good looking enough to be have her pussy eaten on the dining room table
When I first saw David's mother I new she was table grade, and would have eaten her on the spot.
by bullet88 March 11, 2009
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husband-in-law

The prick that married your ex-wife
I got along with my ex for years until she remarried, but I have a running battle with my husband-in-law.
by bullet88 August 6, 2009
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palinista

A palinista is a severe loyalist who still supports the failed 2008 VP candidate, denying all evidence and logic that she was a complete fool and humiliating disaster. They are mostly evangelical supporters of creationism and refuse all proven scientific knowledge. Their philosophy is "Don't confuse me with the facts, my mind is already made up".
When my father parroted the FOX Noise line that Grandpa John hit a home run in the selection of the VP for the 2008 republican presidential election, I told him that he hit a weak grounder right to the first baseman, and he refused to talk to me for a month. He will be a palinista until the day he dies.
by bullet88 August 2, 2009
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costume cache

cheap jewelry left in your home after a one night stand
my costume cache consists of dozens of single earrings, broken necklaces, swatch watches, crappy bracelets and other trinklets left on my nightstand or on the floor and stored in a cigar box after a night of meanless debauchery from some women picked up at a bar.
by bullet88 September 29, 2010
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