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nigger breifcase

large portable radio/tape/cd player favored by urban entertainers.
Tyrone carried his nigger breifcase on his shoulder wherever he went, to breakdance, jam on the skreet, or party wif some Colt 45 at the park. It was his prized pocession.
by bullet88 October 16, 2008
mugGet the nigger breifcasemug.

so sorry

flippant response to a remark that offends someone, indicating that they are not sorry and it is not their problem anymore.
so sorry I broke your heart and grounded my boot into the wound
by bullet88 September 15, 2011
mugGet the so sorrymug.

low-rent man cave

The area in your house that your wife allows you to hang out with your friends, listen to music, drink, smoke and generally cut-up and be loud and obnoxious. Usually the garage.
On Saturday nights my buds and I meet over at Walkers low-rent man cave, his converted tool shed, to smoke, drink, laugh and raise hell amongst the lawn mower, weed eater and yard implements. We listen to a football game or find a bluegrass station on his parents 1971 Magnavox AM/FM/Clock Radio using a straightened clothes hanger as an antenna. All of the furniture is from yard sales or picked up off the side of the road.
by bullet88 October 2, 2010
mugGet the low-rent man cavemug.

anal society

Individuals, usually men, that have a particularly propensity to control every aspect of a family's life. Nothing can occur in the family inviroment unless it is approved by the Inspector Senior (usually the patriarch). Nothing even remotely minor or benige can start without prior approval, and those who do will be chastized severely. There is always one specific method that any work can be done, weather it is sweeping the floor, or washing a car, and unless you adhere to the Inspector Seniors instructions, you are in trouble. These people are members of the Anal Society. They are most often accountants and architects.
The day after we moved in our new house, my mother and I began hanging pictures on the walls, and when my father got home from the hardware store he made us take them all down. He then made us take graft paper and plot all locations using a protractor and then we had to use anchor screws even though we had sheetrock walls and nothing weighed more than ten pounds. Dad is president of the Anal Society.
by bullet88 May 26, 2009
mugGet the anal societymug.

toothless cougar

Middle-aged divorced or single women on the prowl for male companionship who don't really want sexual activity, they just want to be seen.
The two toothless cougars by the bar just want some attention and maybe free drinks, but wouldn't put their hand on a cock if their life depended on it.
by bullet88 June 17, 2009
mugGet the toothless cougarmug.

mackerel factor

Level of smell from a woman's vagina
Leslee's pussy smelled like the morning dew and tasted like honey but her friend Fran's smelled like shrimp shells left out in the sun and tasted like a pair of old running shoes recovered from a garbage dump. Leslee had a mackerel factor of zero, while Fran had a mackerel factor of ten.
by bullet88 August 21, 2008
mugGet the mackerel factormug.

palinista

A palinista is a severe loyalist who still supports the failed 2008 VP candidate, denying all evidence and logic that she was a complete fool and humiliating disaster. They are mostly evangelical supporters of creationism and refuse all proven scientific knowledge. Their philosophy is "Don't confuse me with the facts, my mind is already made up".
When my father parroted the FOX Noise line that Grandpa John hit a home run in the selection of the VP for the 2008 republican presidential election, I told him that he hit a weak grounder right to the first baseman, and he refused to talk to me for a month. He will be a palinista until the day he dies.
by bullet88 August 2, 2009
mugGet the palinistamug.

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