bullet88's definitions

husband-in-law

The prick that married your ex-wife

I got along with my ex for years until she remarried, but I have a running battle with my husband-in-law.

by bullet88 August 6, 2009

table grade

a middle age woman good looking enough to be have her pussy eaten on the dining room table

When I first saw David's mother I new she was table grade, and would have eaten her on the spot.

by bullet88 March 11, 2009

costume cache

cheap jewelry left in your home after a one night stand

my costume cache consists of dozens of single earrings, broken necklaces, swatch watches, crappy bracelets and other trinklets left on my nightstand or on the floor and stored in a cigar box after a night of meanless debauchery from some women picked up at a bar.

by bullet88 September 29, 2010

pubic option

overgrown hair in the nether region.

When I took of Beth's panties last night looking for a landing strip, I discovered she had taken the pubic option. It was way too overgrown.

by bullet88 August 19, 2009

skank posse

Tiger Woods' loose collection of bar maids, massage therapists', low rent escorts and cocktail waitresses.

Tigers skank posse have gotten together and formed a union to receive more public coverage and lower the cost of their STD treatments

by bullet88 January 14, 2010

squeezing the iguana

masturbating

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.

by bullet88 January 10, 2009

cracker nation

Mostly in rural Georgia, the panhandle of Florida, Lower Alabama, southwest South Carolina and parts of Tennessee, the Cracker Nation cosists of white blue collar and farm workers who's lack of intelligance and education is matched with their fierce loyalty to lost causes and extremley rightwing views that are against their best intrests. For a long time they were identified with members of the KKK, and bufoons like the brother of the 39th president. Often arrested for petty crimes like public urination after finishing a twelve-pack of cheep swill and are unable to make it to the rest room of the 7-11, which resembles a scene from Dante's Inferno. Their most identifing physical features are goiters and back haircuts.

True to form, the members of the Cracker Nation voted universally for the losing side of the 2008 presidential election.

by bullet88 August 2, 2009