squeezing the iguana

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.
by bullet88 January 10, 2009
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double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks
when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute
by bullet88 August 16, 2008
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so sorry

flippant response to a remark that offends someone, indicating that they are not sorry and it is not their problem anymore.
so sorry I broke your heart and grounded my boot into the wound
by bullet88 September 15, 2011
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beer loop

Sunday afternoon bicycle ride to a number of local pubs for a pint or two at each. Starting at home, looping around a section of the city stopping at your favorite pubs heading back home hopefully intact.
On Sunday afternoon's if the weather is decent we'll ride from home and go downtown along the river for a pint at a couple of pubs, and loop around the city through midtown at a few more palces until we arive home with a nice buzz. It is a pleasant beer loop.
by bullet88 May 29, 2009
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anal society

Individuals, usually men, that have a particularly propensity to control every aspect of a family's life. Nothing can occur in the family inviroment unless it is approved by the Inspector Senior (usually the patriarch). Nothing even remotely minor or benige can start without prior approval, and those who do will be chastized severely. There is always one specific method that any work can be done, weather it is sweeping the floor, or washing a car, and unless you adhere to the Inspector Seniors instructions, you are in trouble. These people are members of the Anal Society. They are most often accountants and architects.
The day after we moved in our new house, my mother and I began hanging pictures on the walls, and when my father got home from the hardware store he made us take them all down. He then made us take graft paper and plot all locations using a protractor and then we had to use anchor screws even though we had sheetrock walls and nothing weighed more than ten pounds. Dad is president of the Anal Society.
by bullet88 May 26, 2009
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bull fruit

When I saw Matthew coming out of Troopers, the gay bar, draging an effete young thing on Friday, and then saw him hustling Melisa on Saturday night, pinning her in between the pinball machines, I knew the rumours of Matthew being a bull fruit, willing to screw anything, where true
by bullet88 July 18, 2009
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costume cache

cheap jewelry left in your home after a one night stand
my costume cache consists of dozens of single earrings, broken necklaces, swatch watches, crappy bracelets and other trinklets left on my nightstand or on the floor and stored in a cigar box after a night of meanless debauchery from some women picked up at a bar.
by bullet88 September 28, 2010
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