bubba's definitions

Jedi

A guy who lives in his parents' basement.

I'm the greatest jedi who ever lived! (repost)

by Bubba May 5, 2005

cat burglar

a lesbian who likes to date "straight women" and get them away from the boyfriends.

Look at Cindy hit on that girl while her boyfriends gone, shes such a cat burglar

by bubba July 9, 2004

Bubba

1) Conservative, working class white southener.

2) Prison rapist.

Bubba is a good'ol Dixie guy.

Bubba splipped it into Jim as he bent down to grab the soap.

by bubba November 13, 2003

holy crap

The more socially acceptable form of "holy shit," often used by shows such as Family Guy to slip past the FCC.

Prison Inmate: Holy crap! That sure was an excellent anal adventure, wouldn't you say so, Nick Carter?

Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.

by Bubba December 12, 2004

Technicality Asshole (a.k.a., T.A.)

A person who spews esoteric and inane factoids (a la Cliff Claven) during a spirited game of Trivial Pursuit or the like. A behavior exhibited much to the dismay of the rest of the players who all suffer from short attention span.

Erik, you are being a T.A. It is possible that Eli Whitney who invented the cotton gin didn't drink gin.

by Bubba January 8, 2004

phucknut

idiot, moron

you're such a phucknut!

by Bubba July 3, 2003

Sword

(v) To stab, wound, eviscerate, gore, impale, and so on with the military armament of the same name.

Alex was sworded by an irate bus driver.

by Bubba December 15, 2004