bubba's definitions

ex-wife

exwife n : a woman who formerly complained about her husband hunting.

A particular man's wife.

A stand to hold up a archery target.

My ex-wife made good sausage. She was really tasty.

by Bubba February 18, 2003

throw a rod

masturbation. made in an auto tech shop by horny people.

if I see any hot naked chicks im gonna throw my rod

by BUBBA December 31, 2004

Sword

(v) To stab, wound, eviscerate, gore, impale, and so on with the military armament of the same name.

Alex was sworded by an irate bus driver.

by Bubba December 15, 2004

Woptoberfest

An Italian get together, in a derogatory manner, using the word Wop

Did you enjoy your little Woptoberfest?

by Bubba January 23, 2005

maham

1. a somewhat cool girl with an unusually large butt.
2. a bhaand

That girl is pissing me off, she must be a Maham.

by bubba January 31, 2005

rat baztad

Meaning "rat bastard," this word has evolved out of the more commone phrase, "fat bastard."

Young Gary, that rat baztad, was content alone - with a cheeseburger.

by bubba September 11, 2004

Alien Abduction

A term grown out of the alien abduction mythos of the late 20th century. It's when you give a person an "Anal Probe" while they are passed out.

Girl: Did you cornhole me while I was out?
Boy: No, it must have been an alien abduction.

by bubba May 4, 2004