9 definitions by bt3101
Dude I Krazy 8'ed those four strippers from the titie bar last night. My head is still spinning from that epp.
by bt3101 May 14, 2010
When a woman (usually overweight) bends over and shows the world more than expected. Her ass is on display and there is usually a thin red or pink thong hanging half way up her ass.
Hey Roger I was at the kitchen in the office and Mimi from payroll dropped her diet coke. I heard it hit the ground and turned around and saw her bent over and her whole ass hanging out of her pants. I was like "Oh my God, Moon over Miami"
by bt3101 December 19, 2011
by bt3101 December 10, 2016
A man who is tall and fat but thinks he is muscular. You would need a chainsaw to cut the fat down on this pig.
Yo mugs don't sweat that dude he is not tough, he is bouncer fat. One shot to the neck and he will drop like bird shit.
by bt3101 July 9, 2010
Asian Massage Pallor. Most cities have a few washi washi's located in the seeder sections. The usual joint is non descript with just 3 inch address numbers on the door. The process begins by ringing the door bell. At this time the Mommysom (elder Asian women dressed in a house dress) will crack open the door and say "what you want"? At this point you just push your way in. She will then say "Are you a cop". Just say "no, I was here last week remember" and even if you weren't she will let you sit down. The waiting rooms are all the same. If they are busy (screwing other guys) the mommy som will offer you a beer. Take it, it will always be an 8oz can of Bud... This is the case in most cities. Once there is a girl who can "take you" she will peer out in the hall way.. IF you like her look at the Mommy Som and say "yes" and walk towards the girl.. IF you want a different girl say "other girl.
She will ask you for $60. Don't haggle here it won't work. Just pull out $60 and show that you have more cash. She will then ask if you want a shower.. Some guys do. If so they will place you on a bath table and wash you down with warm water and soap. Nice Touch but you can decline. As she massages you she will say "you want more?" Say how much.. She will then say $140 more.. At this point you say all I have is $100.. She will say ok. Then slap on a jim hat. After you blow your load she will clean you up and ask you for a tip. It is nice to drop an extra $20 on her if she did a good job.
She will ask you for $60. Don't haggle here it won't work. Just pull out $60 and show that you have more cash. She will then ask if you want a shower.. Some guys do. If so they will place you on a bath table and wash you down with warm water and soap. Nice Touch but you can decline. As she massages you she will say "you want more?" Say how much.. She will then say $140 more.. At this point you say all I have is $100.. She will say ok. Then slap on a jim hat. After you blow your load she will clean you up and ask you for a tip. It is nice to drop an extra $20 on her if she did a good job.
Yo Al let's hit the strip club and go the Washi Washi after. Can't go Jay I don't have the cash.... I'll lend you $160 but you gotta pay me back next week dog...
by bt3101 May 29, 2011
Someone who at a moments notice can pull an excuse for just about anything out of their ass. This happens often when defending a sports team or the reasons someone is dating busted girl. Everyone knows the usual list of excuses and weather they say it or not they are all thinking "man what an excuse merchant".
Hey Joey, the NY Giants Suck this year.
Joey: "No they don't they would be undefeated if Eli didn't cut his face shaving in week 3"
Here we go again... What an excuse merchant.
Joey: "No they don't they would be undefeated if Eli didn't cut his face shaving in week 3"
Here we go again... What an excuse merchant.
by bt3101 November 30, 2011
Damon's girl is the hottest, she stepped out of her car and now he waking around with his dick over his shoulder.
by bt3101 December 20, 2020