bt's definitions

chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

by bt February 20, 2003

twatalicious

absolutely fucking delicious.

Jim told me that, your moms cock tasted the opposite of twatalicious.

by bt March 5, 2003

bum a fag

1. To borrow a cigarette from an english chap

2. To stick a dick in a gay guys ass

1. Excuse me my good chap, may I perhaps bum a fag.

2. I once accidentally clicked on a gay porn site on al4a.com/links.html and saw some guy bumming a fag.

by bt February 28, 2003

fist to cuffs

1. Getting in a rumble with somebody and fighting like a johnny hardcore!

2. Fisting a girl other than your wife when your are on lunch in your business suit with nice white cuffs.

1. Me and the fag went fist to cuffs. He pulled my hair and slapped me so I kicked him square in the junk.

2. I was out having an affair the other day at lunch and the girl got all kinky, she mad me go fist to cuffs and I got blood on my fucking shirt. My wife is gonnawanna go fist to cuffs when she finds out.

by bt February 28, 2003

nudge her and fudge her

The act of trying to wake your partner up in the middle of the night for sex. When she doesnt wake up, you ass blast her any who.

My fucking wife wouldnt wake up last night so I had to nudge her and fudge her. When I was done I realized she was dead.

by bt February 27, 2003

double-hogged growler

the act of tucking your balls and shlong back between your legs, yanking a mooner and running down the street. Also see fruit basket or fruit bowl.

Dale pulled a mean double-hogged growler and scared all the neighborhood kids.

by bt February 25, 2003

erectomizer

The act of shooting Energizer batteries out of your piss pump for no apparent reason.

I was watching some videos one night one SteakandCheese.com and saw some guy pulling the erectomizer. I was like "That is fucking sick". So instead I tuned into 2 chinese girls puking on each other.

by bt February 28, 2003