bruja's definitions

œuf

french word for egg. impress no one with it, when you say it, it sounds like you just tripped over your deformed feet.

"fry that œuf, bitch!"
"wtf? you havin episode 'gin?"

by bruja April 23, 2005

injun potluck

everybody nabs someone elses dog, cooks it, and brings it to da potluck dinner

"where's woofie?"
"dunno, we gonna be late fo da potluck"

by bruja April 23, 2005

bifacial

having a mixture of zits on your face, both blackheads and whiteheads

cory smells like noxzema

by bruja April 23, 2005

Spontaneousism

The act of doing things without too much thought just for the thrill. Usually ends up being an adventure.

Andy took Danny out on a surprise date. Danny found his Spontaneousism flattering .

by Bruja June 13, 2018

air resistance

when an escping fart causes the penis to decelerate

yo fart ass just blew creme out

by bruja April 22, 2005

o-8-<

a bald woman whose arms were torn off by a shark in a devastating scubadiving accident. her boyfreind bought her big fake boobs to compensate. a date rapist's dream

"what *** fuck?"
"the isn't a bad word"
"who *** fuck asked you?
"the you"

by bruja April 22, 2005

cullud feller

thats wart we call dem neegros, yup, ah gorta go warsh my underwar now,

deej jew see thart cullud feller? he durn looked at that purdy wat gull

by bruja April 23, 2005