12 definitions by bruce st.asiuk
The act of inviting fringe, or remotely connected people to an event such as a shower, birthday party, christening, etc. for the sole purpose of getting more gifts.
by bruce st.asiuk March 12, 2006
a black widow spider lives most of her life without a mate.
a blackberry widow, has a mate, but spends most of her life 'alone' because her mate is preoccupied with his blackberry.
a blackberry widow, has a mate, but spends most of her life 'alone' because her mate is preoccupied with his blackberry.
a blackberry widow sat quietly in the restaurant while her husband spent the evening hunched over his phone.
by bruce st.asiuk August 28, 2010
A tattoo or group of tattoos that uses words to tell the viewer something or give advice on how to live.
The guy next to me at the gym had too much skinformation.
The waitress had so much skinformation it took me quite a while to read it all.
The waitress had so much skinformation it took me quite a while to read it all.
by bruce st.asiuk April 3, 2017
A contributary is a body of water, primarily a river, which flows into a larger river...contributing water to the larger river,
by bruce st.asiuk September 27, 2023
skeevage combines two common words: clevage and skeevey.
skeevage is cleavage that's on a skeevey woman.
it may have wrinkles, blemishes, pertruding bones, or freckles among other things.
skeevage is cleavage that's on a skeevey woman.
it may have wrinkles, blemishes, pertruding bones, or freckles among other things.
impulsively, my eyes were drawn to her low-cut dress when i realized i was looking at common skeevage.
by bruce st.asiuk June 22, 2009
MUCH LIKE A CARBON FOOTPRINT EXPRESSES HOW MUCH CARBON A PERSON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSUMING, A MAYO FOOTPRINT IS A GENERAL TERM TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH OVEREATING A PERSON DOES
by bruce st.asiuk July 12, 2009
invisible and highly organic putrid gas released from the poop chamber into a free-range mode. only detectable when entering a nostril.
by bruce st.asiuk November 24, 2005