browngirlsdonttakebs's definitions

A.I.D.

Attracting idiots disorder

Some one who only attracts idiots as friends and has no other friends that are half way intelligent. Sometimes this person is manipulated into staying with the idiots or the intelligent person is just trying to be nice or is desperate because they are so different then others and its hard to make friends because they can't relate they are so created.Usually when this person drops these idiots off as friends they get shit over.

Henry: Hey uncle! I went to the park for the fair today with Alexander and Cindy and a couple other guys. I kept asking why they were jumping off a tree leaning like the tower of pisa and they started laughing because they said there is no such thing like there is no such thing as Daniel Boone or Susan B. Anthony not being the statue of liberty.Then they kept going on about how awesome jumping off the tree was. They started running up the leaning part and when someone came over to sit down for lunch they screamed, "Dude what the hell are doing? Move what the hell! This for health and fitness. It is so awesome to jump off a tree and dance jigs, move!" acting like they were high. I finally told them to hit the road I'm not that desperate and they called me sick and fucked up because I have asthma and bi-polar disorder and I told them to go away because they are all about nonsense.They kept calling me an asswipe bitch and saying how awesome it was to dance in a jig and jump off a leaning tree and head butting a tree getting drunk and they are in 20 and in college I'm so desperate for friends I can't relate to anyone!Why aren't eccentric people with brains like me excepted? Plus this guy named Johnny keeps telling us different ways to masturbate.

Uncle Bob: What a bunch of losers you have A.I.D.
Henry: Aid? Aids? What? A.I.D.?
Uncle Bob: Attracting idiots disorder.

by browngirlsdonttakebs July 10, 2009

The Lion King

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Ok the greatest traditionally hand drawn Disney animation, released in the early nineties with music by Elton John and the voice of Darth Vader as the King Mufasa. A story closely related to Macbeth that has to do with a lion learning about a deep message about life and love.

Johnny: The Lion King is the best animated movie ever.

by browngirlsdonttakebs January 22, 2009

Sexturbating

Masturbating while sexting, which is talking about sex while texting and masturbating to it.

Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be

Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral

by browngirlsdonttakebs April 20, 2009

Goose feathers

To let things like insults slide off like the feathers of a goose,so some one could forget the insults forever.

Unless someone calls a man a cunt

Greg:I'd let people's insults slide off me like goose feathers...until that girl called me cunt what the fuck?
Johnny: haha yeah for seral...
Greg: ...

by browngirlsdonttakebs February 20, 2009

Time

What we waste spending time on here looking up random things like Britney spears, and the definition of homosexuality.

Just look at the clock and see what time it is Johnny.

by browngirlsdonttakebs January 15, 2009

Snowing

What happens on cold days with a form of crystallized ice, snowflakes that fall from the clouds.

An act of bullshitting your way out of being in trouble, being nice and sweet. Putting on a front, acting with an alter ego. That's fools most people.

Wow it really snowed outside Johnny! Look at all the frosty and white on the ground and icicles, For seral!


Snowing,Like most pedophiles

by browngirlsdonttakebs January 15, 2009

airhead

Whomever comes on here and doesn't know what this means, and has to look it up.

Someone saying 'Wow. I don't know what an airhead is.For seral'

by browngirlsdonttakebs May 11, 2008