browngirlsdonttakebs's definitions

Helen Keller

Other then these stupid definitions here whatever the hell they mean, Helen Kellen was a woman who was blind and deaf since she was nineteen months of age which could have started by some kind of Scarlett fever. Annie Sullivan was the teacher to brake through her isolation, like in the movie the miracle worker which is based on her true story. She campaigned for woman's suffrage,workers' rights, and socialism. Was born June 27 1880 and lived to June 1st 1986.

Helen Keller was a great historical person and she was really blind and deaf and achieved a lot through out her life.

by browngirlsdonttakebs January 22, 2009

A.I.D.

Attracting idiots disorder

Some one who only attracts idiots as friends and has no other friends that are half way intelligent. Sometimes this person is manipulated into staying with the idiots or the intelligent person is just trying to be nice or is desperate because they are so different then others and its hard to make friends because they can't relate they are so created.Usually when this person drops these idiots off as friends they get shit over.

Henry: Hey uncle! I went to the park for the fair today with Alexander and Cindy and a couple other guys. I kept asking why they were jumping off a tree leaning like the tower of pisa and they started laughing because they said there is no such thing like there is no such thing as Daniel Boone or Susan B. Anthony not being the statue of liberty.Then they kept going on about how awesome jumping off the tree was. They started running up the leaning part and when someone came over to sit down for lunch they screamed, "Dude what the hell are doing? Move what the hell! This for health and fitness. It is so awesome to jump off a tree and dance jigs, move!" acting like they were high. I finally told them to hit the road I'm not that desperate and they called me sick and fucked up because I have asthma and bi-polar disorder and I told them to go away because they are all about nonsense.They kept calling me an asswipe bitch and saying how awesome it was to dance in a jig and jump off a leaning tree and head butting a tree getting drunk and they are in 20 and in college I'm so desperate for friends I can't relate to anyone!Why aren't eccentric people with brains like me excepted? Plus this guy named Johnny keeps telling us different ways to masturbate.

Uncle Bob: What a bunch of losers you have A.I.D.
Henry: Aid? Aids? What? A.I.D.?
Uncle Bob: Attracting idiots disorder.

by browngirlsdonttakebs July 10, 2009

The Lion King

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Ok the greatest traditionally hand drawn Disney animation, released in the early nineties with music by Elton John and the voice of Darth Vader as the King Mufasa. A story closely related to Macbeth that has to do with a lion learning about a deep message about life and love.

Johnny: The Lion King is the best animated movie ever.

by browngirlsdonttakebs January 22, 2009

Sexturbating

Masturbating while sexting, which is talking about sex while texting and masturbating to it.

Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be

Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral

by browngirlsdonttakebs April 20, 2009

Pepperjacking

To jack off quickly so no one can see you.

Johnny: I'm Pepperjacking so Steve won't see me. Haha for seral!


Jack: ...what the fuck is the matter with you man? *runs away*

Johnny:.....

by browngirlsdonttakebs April 19, 2009

Sexually Active

The term the nurse's use just to put teenagers on the spot, just because of the stigma now days.

Probably meaning the first you had sex, The first time you learned about sex, the first time you gave head, The first time you got down some ones pants, The majority of people on myspace.com, when you stared at someones pants, when you thought about screwing someone,

To me it reminds me of someone put a quarter in you and you became a sex toy or something.

Just a term that sells pregnancy tests and birth control and condoms. I'm sorry but its some what true.

Nurse: When the last time you were sexually active?

Teenager: What do you mean?

Nurse: You know, and I don't mean to be embarrassing,

Teenager:...Uh...When I was fifteen?

Nurse: Go to the doctor now, you're in great danger!

Teenager: What the hell?

by browngirlsdonttakebs January 22, 2009

sex

What the vast majority of people on here are thinking about just looking at the word. When are morons and are probably 12 years old, and when there parents are gone, thinking they're doing something bad.

Hey guess what Johnny

What Greg?

Lets look up sex

OMG what? No!Way!I wanna play Kingdom Hearts!:C

No man come on its sex!

Oh my God it's sex whoa Johnny! hahaha for seral.

by browngirlsdonttakebs May 22, 2008