brian's definitions

heteroflexible

A person who identifies as a heterosexual, but is not afraid to explore curiosity towards the same sex.

Nathan: What's heteroflexible?
Brian: It's where someone is straight, but isn't opposed to sex with another man or woman.

by Brian September 1, 2008

homework

An excuse to get your girlfriend over for a quicky.

Can you come over and help me do my homework?

by Brian April 30, 2004

irie

to be at total peace with your current state of being. The way you feel when you have no worries.

Everyting is irie mon

by Brian October 20, 2003

You wont

An expression used to challenge a person to commit an action through basic reverse psychology.

>>Go to the office Benny!
>>> Fuck you Najera!
>Sock him Benny! YOU WONT!

by Brian May 13, 2004

harleman

Goblin like penis.

Holy shit that kid has a harleman, look at it hang out of his trousers!

by brian February 8, 2003

v-tag

Verification Tag for pets or
ID Tag (Identification Tag) for pets
Made like a state drivers license
for any pet, any state.

Your dogg's sportin' a dope ass V-TAG!
Your dogg's wearing a cool V-TAG!
Your dogg's V-TAG is Blingin'!!

by Brian December 30, 2003

diesel

1. Something of extraordinary importance, size or significance. 2. For sure; like money in the bank.

1. That Patriots touchdwon in OT against the Dolphins was diesel, man.

2. Getting an A in Biology was diesel because even shit-for-brains was passing.

by Brian October 20, 2003