brian's definitions

bojangle

one who is very brown, such as a negro

that kid was very bojangles!

by Brian October 31, 2004

Car dog

A shiesty person who has been in the car business for too long.

Don't listen to him he's just a shiesty old car dog.

by brian January 10, 2005

up out

To leave without remorse

After the incident, I was off and up out.

by Brian April 17, 2003

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003

blasts

another name for having to take a violent poop

all that peanut butter i ate gave me the blasts

by Brian November 29, 2003

GEORGE W BUSH

A president who no one in america (such as myself) likes, and somehow there's enough uneducated republicans to elect him, and bring the world for more years of his rule... i shudder at the thoguht.

whoever said that they see more bush/cheney stickers needs to go to a place like the bay area, where about 4 in 5 people voted democratic (no shit, and thats not counting minors, if they could vote there'd be way more democrats, as almost all the republicans here are old) and ther's still Kerry/Edwards stickers

by Brian January 5, 2005

biff load

cum, spooge, man juice.

brian loves to take a biff load on his face.

by brian May 17, 2003