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nascar

Nascar is one of the more pointless sports in america. The least they could do is turn right and left, instead of just left ( yes, i know there road courses they race on, but leave that to the real pros of F1 and Le Mans) people in America complain about the loss of natural resources, when a good lot of fuel is consumed every nascar race day by the drivers, as well as the beer bellied fans. Those who enjoy nascar are slow to realize that american cars and engines are the worste in the world. F1 has no Ford.. or Dodge.. or Chevrolet. They have BMW, Ferrari, and BAR Honda... all of which are much more highly respected than there american counterparts.
the engineers of F1 were let loose to design the fastest car imaginable.( while still being able to turn) they came out of the draft room with a car that could go nearly 300 MPH, and stick to the ceilings with so much downforce.
Nascar sucks all around compared to Formula 1
by Brian October 12, 2004
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warting

When you walk and fart at the same time. Usually done by old people.
I walked in there and saw grandpa warting.
by Brian December 2, 2004
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wokka wokka

Used to describe the sound of somebody being rammed from behind. Often used when somebody makes a reference to somebody "being on the jock" of a rapper.
wokka wokka jump off Eminem's dick saltine
by Brian August 8, 2004
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bunglop

one who fingers their own bunghole
George you sure are a bunglop.
Quit it you bunglopping bastard.
You've bunglopped yourself retarded.
by brian May 7, 2004
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fletcherd

to be butt raped frombehind while being called A naughty, naughty sheep!
you got fletcherd last night didnt you!
by Brian February 2, 2005
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Desrate

Saddened frustration; conjunction of despondent and irate.
Brian is desrate.
by Brian December 5, 2003
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Windowlicker

a wonderful way to describe my retarded co-worker.
JP sure is being a first class windowlicker today!!!
by brian May 13, 2003
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