brian's definitions

Defunker

another clothing site that now dominates the ads on urban dictionary. Very similar to busted tees and sinful shirts. Defunker sells a bunch of shirts that aren't funny without an explanation or commentary. All of their models are probably supposed to look like "everyday" people, but are just plain stupid.

The model the new ads for Defunker on Urban Dictionary's face makes me sick.

by brian December 3, 2005

cockblaster

One who loves to blast cock into their rectum.

Ryan is such a cockblaster.

by Brian October 16, 2003

Bronco

when you're doin it doggystyle reach around, grab the girls tits and yell some other girls name. it'll feel like ur on a bronco when she tries to get you off.

self-explanatory.. if you dont get it, go kill yourself



hahahaha

by brian December 22, 2003

philippeeno

A guy who can't urinate.

I didn't know you were a philippeeno!

by Brian April 23, 2005

blue bombaroo

well really it just like skiing but instead four people are involved, yes, that is correct, three dudes, preferably wingmen, and on hot semi classy girl. this semi classy girl gives the two men who are small in the pants hand jobs but gives the larger man head. its good fun and the girl only needs to be semi drunk.

dude, there is only one hot girl on this retreat that will give us action. but there is three of us.

lets get a blue bombaroo.

SWEET

well i am 8inches so she will suck my cock.

well we will take what we can get.

by brian May 13, 2005

lath

One who has a gigantic penis.

penis
huge
sex

When Misty saw lath she got down on her knees.

by Brian April 25, 2005

Show us your tits.

An exclamation, usually spoken by drunk or horny guys, who want to see a hot chicks supple, bare titties.

"Hey bitch, show us your tits."

by Brian March 17, 2004