brian's definitions

cock friend

A bitch that rides yo cock or a friend of yours

Eric is my favorite cock friend

by Brian April 6, 2003

Fuckbot

An exclaimatory phrase used to convey frustration or displeasure. Usually preceeds the declairation of the cause of the displeasure.

"Fuckbot! The essay was due today?"
"Fuckbot! Why cant I just beat this level?!"

by Brian November 3, 2004

ping snot

a gental insertion of the toes to the nostrals while making love to a woman in the butt

I ping snoted her untill she bled like she was snorting coke

by BRian January 6, 2004

Clever Butcher

One who sneaks the meat in the backdoor. Used as wisecrack/cutdown between more than a serious description or out of anger.

You clever butcher you

by Brian February 5, 2004

tmar

=tomorrow

I will see you ass tmar.

by Brian April 24, 2003

cock craving

Cock craving; and emotional state of desire that a woman feels for action from a man

Jessica: Man, I've got a major cock craving for Matt
Sally: Oh, I know what you mean, I wanna bang him

by Brian September 25, 2006

BUTTER COOKIES

Derived from butterface. Female gender who is good looking but is genetically given ugly cookies (tip of nipple).

I saw that girl naked at Mardi Gras... buttercookies unfortunately.

by Brian March 6, 2005