brian's definitions

freshcut

Someone new to a particular scene that has a "I'm better than you because _____" attitude.
Usually associated with the rockabilly/greaser crowd.
See also: Sparechangemagazine.com, under monthly vocabulary

"Lets get outta here. This place is full of freshcuts."
"That freshcut is a total asspipe."

by brian November 10, 2003

Numptyfoot

adj., v. To walk around wearing one shoe and sock, while the other foot is bare; also Numptyfooted, Numptyfooting

Brian kicked off a shoe, and spent the afternoon numptyfooting on the lawn.

by Brian August 2, 2004

tarf

A fart which can make you vomit within 10 seconds of excretion.

The tarf is very strong, is it not brian?

by Brian November 21, 2004

road kibble

Junk food eaten while travelling, esp. in a car.

Did you get the the road kibble I asked for? I really wanted Doritos and Mountain Dew.

by brian June 29, 2004

350z

nissian 350 z is a fast car with upgrades like...... new spoiler, rims, turbo charger, nos, new engine, roof scoop, new hood, hood scoop, new exhaust pipes, chrome, skull valve caps, leather inside, tv's, and so on. if you think the 350z sucks then you can bite the fatest part of my ass.

that nissian 350 z kicked your cars ass my a fucking mile.

by brian January 27, 2005

anyjuan

Slang term for anyone related to the hispanic cheap ass whiney bastards.

Anyjuan know where my tacos are?

by Brian October 18, 2004

Straight to DVD/Oscar nominee/Oscar Winner /#1 in the Box offiece

(adj) words that desribe someone's bootyor ass

-IT IS A WAY FOR GUYS TO TALK ABOUT GIRLS BUTTS WITH OUT THE GIRL KNOWING

straight to dvd means that a girl has nothing there

Oscar nominee means its pretty good but i've seen better

Oscar winner, means "damn" iwant to tap that

#1 in the box office means yeah its good but everyone is getting in to it

when a hot girl walks by
"hey you see that movie?"
"yeah,"
"what did you think"
"oh, a definate nominee"

by Brian October 14, 2004