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Shit Machine

negative term for a baby, or young child, refering to the concept that all they do is make shit.
"ugh, I guess you need a new diaper, shit machine."
by Brian November 3, 2004
mugGet the Shit Machinemug.

blasts

another name for having to take a violent poop
all that peanut butter i ate gave me the blasts
by Brian November 29, 2003
mugGet the blastsmug.

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum
she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner
by brian December 22, 2003
mugGet the carpet cleanermug.

biff load

brian loves to take a biff load on his face.
by brian May 17, 2003
mugGet the biff loadmug.

up out

After the incident, I was off and up out.
by Brian April 17, 2003
mugGet the up outmug.

bojangle

one who is very brown, such as a negro
by Brian October 31, 2004
mugGet the bojanglemug.

Car dog

A shiesty person who has been in the car business for too long.
Don't listen to him he's just a shiesty old car dog.
by brian January 10, 2005
mugGet the Car dogmug.

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