brian's definitions

Shit Machine

negative term for a baby, or young child, refering to the concept that all they do is make shit.

"ugh, I guess you need a new diaper, shit machine."

by Brian November 3, 2004

blasts

another name for having to take a violent poop

all that peanut butter i ate gave me the blasts

by Brian November 29, 2003

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003

biff load

cum, spooge, man juice.

brian loves to take a biff load on his face.

by brian May 17, 2003

up out

To leave without remorse

After the incident, I was off and up out.

by Brian April 17, 2003

bojangle

one who is very brown, such as a negro

that kid was very bojangles!

by Brian October 31, 2004

Car dog

A shiesty person who has been in the car business for too long.

Don't listen to him he's just a shiesty old car dog.

by brian January 10, 2005