brian's definitions

GEORGE W BUSH

A president who no one in america (such as myself) likes, and somehow there's enough uneducated republicans to elect him, and bring the world for more years of his rule... i shudder at the thoguht.

whoever said that they see more bush/cheney stickers needs to go to a place like the bay area, where about 4 in 5 people voted democratic (no shit, and thats not counting minors, if they could vote there'd be way more democrats, as almost all the republicans here are old) and ther's still Kerry/Edwards stickers

by Brian January 5, 2005

biff load

cum, spooge, man juice.

brian loves to take a biff load on his face.

by brian May 17, 2003

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003

god

1. love
2. everything that is good and pure.

God is love and love is God.

by brian January 15, 2003

Soc

1. a. Slang; see 'Social.' b. One who thrives in social situations.
2. a. Having nothing to do with height, weight, makeup, sitcom taste or meterial possession; one who harbors a mental and often carnal desire to conform or cater to others socially, as a result of psychological imbalance. A Soc would often be viewed as one lacking in individuality.

The pretentious a*shole assumed he was in some way better than most of the Soc's at the party...

by Brian June 9, 2004

blasts

another name for having to take a violent poop

all that peanut butter i ate gave me the blasts

by Brian November 29, 2003

christian

A sinner saved by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ. That faith is a merciful gift of God to a person deserving eternal damnation.

I am a Christian by the grace of God.

by Brian February 22, 2007