brian's definitions

retardork

a retarded person who can't be described in detail

Yo mama is a retardork.

by Brian February 3, 2004

nellie queen

a tall, thin, raspy voiced homosexual male who smokes and drinks

gay piano teacher

by Brian January 28, 2004

in god we trust

for some reason, this phrase can be found on all of the US currency, even though the feddy government isnt supposed to have shit to do with the church.

guy 1: I spy with my little eye something that says "in god we trust"

guy 2: hmm... little scraps of paper put out by the government that govern our lives in almost all regards?

guy 1: hey! thats right

guy 2: its fucked up too...

by brian December 28, 2005

kma

Kiss my ass

kma you asshole!

by Brian October 6, 2002

Landline

(slang) Home telephone number in a rural area.

Our farm's landline is (334) xxx-xxxx.

by Brian November 26, 2003

mull

While having sex with a dead female, the mouth is over the whole vaginal opening while a friend jumps on the stomache of the dead female repeatedly. The person on the receiving end will get all the juices from the dead lady thus resulting in a Mull.

Bobby mulled my dead grandma last night!

by Brian April 20, 2006

rongering

a good sex session

damn, morgan gave me a good rongering last night

by brian May 24, 2004