brian's definitions

In god We Trust

for some reason, this phrase is on all of the US currency, even though the feddy government isnt supposed to have shit to do with the church.

guy 1: I spy with my little eye something that says "in god we trust"

guy 2: hmm... little scraps of paper put out by the government that govern our lives in almost all regards?

guy 1: hey! thats right, coins too

guy 2: its fucked up too...

by brian December 21, 2005

power lunch

A gathering of co-workers or of mostly young male corporate douches (see yuppies) for a 3 hour lunch on the clock that includes such things as a motorcade of Lexus and BMW automobiles, motivational speakers, cheers, steak, and talk about something like the “bottom line” or bonuses or something. Supposedly a motivational event, but usually turns out to be a feast of gluttony and ruined neckties. Newly motivated and encouraged participants are expected to go back to the office and make phone calls and fire off emails and achieve results, but most usually end up at a local boozer and get tanked before happy hour even starts.

“Hey, there’s a power lunch at the Capital Club next Friday.”
“Alright. Their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to Moe’s. I wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”

by Brian September 8, 2006

cock craving

Cock craving; and emotional state of desire that a woman feels for action from a man

Jessica: Man, I've got a major cock craving for Matt
Sally: Oh, I know what you mean, I wanna bang him

by Brian September 25, 2006

Belmont

uhh... regarding Eric's definition, Belmont's not that hard. I go to Carlmont, and yes, "Dangerous Minds" was based on the school, but focused on the problem created (that still exists) by the EPA kids bussed in from 'da hood. But the current principal hella cleaned the school up, and now its not as bad (some drugs and wannabe gangs, but I'm pretty sure its still one of the better SUHSD schools)

What I'm trying to say is its not the Belmont kids that make Crackmont hard, its the EPA kids. Belmont's just a mostly white-populated city of about 25,ooo people, a lot like San Carlos but with crappier elementary and middle schools, and a smaller population.

If there weren't EPA kids at Carlmont the Belmont Police Department wouldn't have anything to do.

by brian September 28, 2006

Avenue Q

A highly acclaimed Broadway musical that, unfortunatley, I haven't seen (a problem with living on the other side of the country). However, the soundtrack is HELLA funny, and should be checked out by all.

What do you do witha B.A. in English, what is my life going to be? Four years of college and plenty of knowledge have earned me this useless degree! I cant pay the bills yet cause I've got no skills yet, the world is a big scary place!!!

by Brian August 26, 2005

Pope Benedict XVI

The new pope, well, he's not that new, I can tell that the new pope smell is starting to wear off and catholics are getting back to their lives.

damn, the new pope smell is great, but seriously, it wears off pretty fast.

by Brian August 28, 2005

global struggle against extremism

Our secratery of defense Donald Rumsfeld's new name for what used to be our war on terror. Probably used because its better to lose a struggle than a war, and terror makes people scared, whereas extremism sounds like something on espn6.

Yes!!! at last the war on terror has ended! Let the global struggle against extremism begin!

by Brian August 29, 2005